To NOT make a polite, formal, or friendly request to (someone) to go somewhere or to do something.
( antonymous to "invite" )
( antonymous to "invite" )
I got the toronto invite to that party, I can only imagine it was a bunch of Torontonians talking over each other, so probably didn't miss much.
by pzeudonympho May 30, 2018
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Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.
Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.
C: You said you wanted proof for my position. Here is all the verifiable evidence that I could find.
A: You're still wrong!
C: How exactly?
A: ....um, reasons.
C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?
A: You're still wrong!
C: How exactly?
A: ....um, reasons.
C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?
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Once this world comes to an end there will be 2 things on this planet left and that is a cockroach and a 300 inline 6.
by Jklg25 July 1, 2022
Get the 300 inline 6 mug.1.) The current generation of teenagers that have little to no education whatsoever, and strictly (STRICTLY) refuse to get any of said education, or a job which requires such education.
2.) A steadily increasing number of teenagers that type/text things with unspeakably hideous grammar, replacing easy to spell words, such as "Are" and "Too/to/two" with "R/r" and "2", respectively.
3.) 90% of the teenagers in high/middle schools, and, unfortunately, soon to be elementary schools, commonly seen with a plastic bottle filled with a tiny bit of liquid (like sweet tea or soda) to give the impression that they are drinking it, when they are really using it as a "Spitter" for their disgusting chew tobacco, or "Snuff". Also known for never brushing their teeth. EVER.
2.) A steadily increasing number of teenagers that type/text things with unspeakably hideous grammar, replacing easy to spell words, such as "Are" and "Too/to/two" with "R/r" and "2", respectively.
3.) 90% of the teenagers in high/middle schools, and, unfortunately, soon to be elementary schools, commonly seen with a plastic bottle filled with a tiny bit of liquid (like sweet tea or soda) to give the impression that they are drinking it, when they are really using it as a "Spitter" for their disgusting chew tobacco, or "Snuff". Also known for never brushing their teeth. EVER.
1.) Read? Read? READ?!?!?!?! Who da fuk reads deez dayz?? I aint readin nuttin u stupid fuk, who da fuk do u think u r tryin to get me 2 read?!?!!
2.) Stupid Teenager: "yo whats up trick u goin 2 dat party tonite?! ima fuk a sexii chik 4 sho!! aint nobody stoppin me, trick!!
Me: -.- Shut the fuck up and stop texting me, you stupid Illiterate Teenager.
3.) Teenager 1: Yo dawg, you got a empty bottle?
Teenager 2: Um, yeah, I'm going to throw it away.
Teenager 1: No no no, dawg, lemme have it!!
Teenager 2: What could you POSSIBLY need an
empty bottle for?!
Teenager 1: Ima use it as a spitter!!
Teenager 2: ......You're an idiot. *Throws bottle away*
You want it? GO GET IT, FUCKER.
2.) Stupid Teenager: "yo whats up trick u goin 2 dat party tonite?! ima fuk a sexii chik 4 sho!! aint nobody stoppin me, trick!!
Me: -.- Shut the fuck up and stop texting me, you stupid Illiterate Teenager.
3.) Teenager 1: Yo dawg, you got a empty bottle?
Teenager 2: Um, yeah, I'm going to throw it away.
Teenager 1: No no no, dawg, lemme have it!!
Teenager 2: What could you POSSIBLY need an
empty bottle for?!
Teenager 1: Ima use it as a spitter!!
Teenager 2: ......You're an idiot. *Throws bottle away*
You want it? GO GET IT, FUCKER.
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The sport of inline skating is dying, underground, and all around an individual support, devoid of all corporate funding, but yet because of the love to roll it draws many inspiring and crazy individuals together.
by IHeartRollerblades February 18, 2009
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