zombie defense initiative (ZDI)

Just what is the ZDI? We're a group of like minded individuals who realise the dangers presented by reanimated corpses. We enjoy classic and modern zombie movies and literature, and we have lengthly conversations that start with two questions: What if, and What Would I do?

Fact: 99.9997% of all college students are unprepared for a large scale zombie disaster
Fact: No federal funding is allocated towards a specialized zombie defense program
Fact: Preparation is the only provenly effective weapon against the undead

Can you honestly say you're ready for a zombie attack?

Learn the truth about decapitation, the effectiveness of fire, and the importance of a well thought out plan.

Join up with ZDI and form a local chapter. Figure out defense plans and evacuation routes from your dormitory. Assemble a crack team and start training. Study the ways of Bruce Campbell. Its not a question of if they'll rise. Its a question of when.

The Zombie Defense Initiative now has chapters at the following insitutions of higher learning:
ZDI-Boston University
ZDI-University Wisconsin-Madison
ZDI-Colby
ZDI-Fairfield University
ZDI-Central Connecticut State University
ZDI-State University of New York Potsdam
ZDI-State University of New York Binghamton
ZDI-Johns Hopkins University
ZDI-University of Pittsburgh
ZDI-Northeastern University
ZDI-Albion
ZDI-Wagner
ZDI-Michigan State
ZDI-SUNY Albany
ZDI-Temple
ZDI-Hobart & William Smith
ZDI-UMaine (Farmington)
ZDI-UWisconsin (Eau Claire)
ZDI-Acadia

yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).

by Smittzmcgee December 14, 2008

initiative

(n) Responding to peer pressure before your peers are there to pressure you.

The chalupa had been in the fridge for several days; Mike took initiative and ate it for lunch.

by jim bob rad September 3, 2009

ad mortem inimicus

The sentence that the bringer of the law says when hes about to whip the shit out of you with a 50dmg light parry punish

Non superstes, ad mortem inimicus!

by SlenderMF December 2, 2019

iniciate

And then she ate. The act of eating more.

jeet yet Bill. "Naw but my wife done ate two bags of tatar chips iniciate three hamburgers."

by brian morris May 8, 2005

initiation week

Noun (IN-ISH-E-A-SHUN)

A time when initiates are hazed or humiliated

Delia: during initiation week we threw Ali out side butt naked! No bra no panties no pants and no shirt. We tied her too and she had to ask a stranger for help!

Hell week embarrassment stripped stripper

by Delia Dreamer February 28, 2014

Inimicuphobia

The fear of having enemies or people that dislike you or your ideologies.

My Inimicuphobia causes me to present myself as a kind person to everyone

by Gringle May 5, 2021

screw that initiative

To bluntly refuse to start to do an action.

(To refuse to begin another action)

Should I try the French blend? Nah, screw that initiative. I'll go with my regular blend.

"We should go to the mall first." "Screw that initiative."

by Kibzok November 11, 2008