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A moment is 0 seconds long. I know thats a very long time I cant even wait for it.

54% of Americans fold toilet paper neatly, 35% wad it. The other 11% are using their hands to wipe their ass.

More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones. How many people use yellow ones is unknown.
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ASSymetrical Information

(Noun)When a member of the opposite sex believes sexual activity is about to occur when you actually know it is not an option.

This definition was born first year of MBA school w/ my friend and I after I had a few movie watching nights with a guy.
I dont know where he got that ASSymetrical information from but I had to end the movie then.
by Mamta March 1, 2005
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Sharing scientific information

A euphemism for indulging in homosexual sex on the sly.

Extra points if you're also an anti-gay advocate.
Twice as many extra if you additionally are using the services of a Rentboy
Named in reference to George Alan Rekers (an anti-gay minister) reasons for taking a rentboy on tour with him:
"If you talk with my travel assistant that the story called "Lucien," you will find I spent a great deal of time sharing scientific information on the desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse, and I shared the Gospel of Jesus Christ with him in great detail."
by Oneiric May 6, 2010
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Myth-information

1. To intentionally misinform using myths and other popular misconceptions.

2. Widely held and promoted but false information that has taken on a mythic quality. Misinformation.
The official 9/11 story is pure myth-information
by Plaidmonster March 22, 2010
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information laundering

Telling a lie to another party via your lawyer, and their's, so that now the other party believes it. Whereas they wouldn't have believed it directly from you.
I got my lawyer to do some information laundering so that idiot would believe me.
by Frank Flintstone February 11, 2010
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Useless Information

Distributed throughout schools worldwide.
Such as Algebra through Trigonometry, Language classes like English, unless you want to learn a new language.

Science does not fall under this category, because it is necessary, otherwise we wouldn't know that certain elements react differently, and possibly dangerously with other elements.

World Cultures is somewhat important, so that you understand other people in the world better.
John: "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith?"

Mrs. Smith: "Yes, what is it John?"

John: "This is Useless Information, when will we ever need to know how to find the x and y intercepts of the graphed line?"

Mrs. Smith thinking: "Must change the subject..."

Mrs. Smith: "Well John, if you ever get a job including the use of advanced mathematics, you will need to learn this."

John: "But I hate math, I want to be a race car driver."

Mrs. Smith: "SHUT UP NO BACK TALKING, NOW GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!"

John: "F*** YOU!"

After John graduated High School, he became a successful Nascar driver and later visited Mrs. Smith to rub it in, and to show her that math isn't necessary to drive a car really fast.
by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC December 15, 2010
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information systems

basically the same as computer. only difference is that they have a life. computer scinece people tend to be tooo nerdy and psychotic.
Pete, the pimp and an IS major, manages a campuswide network during the day, and then runs an escort service for hookers at night, while driving a c55 amg (mercedes). In the meantime, the cs major will sit behind his dull-glowing screen at home and talk to other pathetic code-typing weirdos.
by Gerson Perla February 14, 2005
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