Nose bleed seats are seats far away and high up on the stands. It comes from the real nose bleeding which occurs at actual high altitudes.
1: Did you see the Metallica concert. I was front row!!!
2: Lucky Bastard! I could only afford nose bleed seats.
2: Lucky Bastard! I could only afford nose bleed seats.
by Naruto Phreek September 21, 2005

An awesome straight edge band from Orange County, CA. One of the best metal bands out there right now.
by Number 7 With a Bullet June 2, 2004

the anime version of an erection (well, in most anime thats appropriote for ages 16 and below), were a male character will bleed profusely from the nose when sexually excited. seeing that girls dont have erections and they cant show her panties getting wet, girls experience extremely red blush across their faces.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 3, 2006

by Chill_Renee April 4, 2016

by vneckfalcon March 26, 2011

to miss something so obvious to anyone who made any actual effort to look, or even glance, that only a complete moron or someone with the IQ of a pineapple would fail to see it. Predominantly an English expression, especially with London Cockneys.
Watson asked Sherlock who shot the victim. "Somebody with a gun." he mocked.
"Well thank you, Sherlock, for stating the bleeding obvious" Watson growled.
"Well thank you, Sherlock, for stating the bleeding obvious" Watson growled.
by Fafhrd November 22, 2019

by famousprophet February 29, 2020
