imperial bed

A very large bed that looks like it belongs to or be what a king would be sleeping in.

John: I heard you got an imperial bed. Bob: Yeah, the salesperson told me it was Henry VII's bed. So I took her word for it.

by wordempire June 16, 2014

imperial nuts

A british persons massive ball sack

Boy: wanna suck my imperial nuts
Girl: yes please

by Normal British child August 25, 2020

imperial so2

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Oh! Thats imperial so2!

by Tetsu April 1, 2021

Imperial College London

That one university that every wannabe engineer/ investment banker wants to go to- especially if you went to a grammar school and everyone who doesn’t have 15A*s is a weirdo.

I want to do maths at Imperial College London- too bad it requires 13A*s at A level *sigh*

by Labrat789 December 30, 2021

Imperial Butt-load

The imperial weight classification of a metric shit-tonne.

Loo! Did you know I’d saved an Imperial butt-load of training speed ups for the next upgrade event?

by LT’s words April 12, 2022

Musical Imperialism

The act of forcing someone to listen to your favorite bands, or bands you "think they would like" in an effort to justify your musical tastes. This usually happens when first meeting someone whose musical tastes are unknown to you.

Joey: How was the car ride?

John: It was okay, except Alli insisted on playing her iPod at full blast the entire time "showing" me all these bands I would supposedly like. I like music and all, but it eventually got obnoxious.

Joey: Well golly gee willikers, that sounds like a textbook example of Musical Imperialism.

by comradski August 2, 2010

imperial

The unit of measurement from the british empire the "US unit" was based on. Very similar but with some differences. The pint, and therefore the gallon, is smaller in US than imperial units.

America took the british imperial unit, made the pint smaller because they can't handle their drink and called it "american" so that using any other standard of measurement would be unpatriotic.

by KX36 September 6, 2006