Immaculate Infection

married heterosexual couples who claim they have no idea how they became infected with HIV

Jim and Jane have been together for 12 years and just found out they are both HIV positive. Both say they have no idea how they got it; it must have been an Immaculate Infection.

by that chick! April 28, 2010

Immaculate Curve

Your Immaculate Curve is flawed. It has to be 1/2 your age + 7. Otherwise, a 24 year old could still legally date a 17 year old. Very Not legal.

Immaculate Curve
(1/2 x 25) + 5 = 17, not legal
Immaculate Curve - Redefined
(1/2 x 25) + 7 = 19, legal

by Mike52 September 23, 2005

immaculate deception

When newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months.

Bob and Tanya just had a kid, but they've only been married eight months.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.

by BillyQ November 3, 2010

immaculate conception

A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.

I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.

(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)

by Mark Long September 8, 2007

Immaculate monetization

Money whose source may not be questioned.

Republicans have adopted new House rules that require cuts equal to or greater than new spending, except for their party's own legislative agenda items, which are presumably paid for by immaculate monetization.

by ethermeme January 7, 2011

Premature Immaculation

When People put up Christmas Decorations way too early in the season I would call that "premature immaculation".

Fred and Martha put up all their Christmas Decorations the day before Thanksgiving... I call that a case of "premature immaculation".

by Artful Codger November 27, 2014

immaculate exception

some one who the normal rules don't apply to; Jesse Mack Gore II Esquire; someone who has the ability to have the most irregular situations work out to their benefit; also someone who has to suffer the most outrageous negative situations that shouldn't be humanly possible

Thats some Immaculate Exception shit right there.

by Jscmack November 5, 2022