Jim and Jane have been together for 12 years and just found out they are both HIV positive. Both say they have no idea how they got it; it must have been an Immaculate Infection.
by that chick! April 28, 2010
Your Immaculate Curve is flawed. It has to be 1/2 your age + 7. Otherwise, a 24 year old could still legally date a 17 year old. Very Not legal.
Immaculate Curve
(1/2 x 25) + 5 = 17, not legal
Immaculate Curve - Redefined
(1/2 x 25) + 7 = 19, legal
(1/2 x 25) + 5 = 17, not legal
Immaculate Curve - Redefined
(1/2 x 25) + 7 = 19, legal
by Mike52 September 07, 2005
Bob and Tanya just had a kid, but they've only been married eight months.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.
by BillyQ November 03, 2010
I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.
(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)
(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)
by Mark Long August 31, 2007
Republicans have adopted new House rules that require cuts equal to or greater than new spending, except for their party's own legislative agenda items, which are presumably paid for by immaculate monetization.
by ethermeme January 07, 2011
some one who the normal rules don't apply to; Jesse Mack Gore II Esquire; someone who has the ability to have the most irregular situations work out to their benefit; also someone who has to suffer the most outrageous negative situations that shouldn't be humanly possible
by Jscmack November 05, 2022
When People put up Christmas Decorations way too early in the season I would call that "premature immaculation".
Fred and Martha put up all their Christmas Decorations the day before Thanksgiving... I call that a case of "premature immaculation".
by Artful Codger November 27, 2014