When an monkey called igor watches porn and rapidly eats down sydrome women foot fungus
"Whoa! That monkey is doing Igor Porno!"
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Igor Krasner is not the type of man to give you his last name often, nor does he share his life online in social media, in fact, even IF you manage to locate his social media account there is no picture, yet only a black siluett of the man himself.
Igor Kr. As he prefers to be known, is not shy - he is smart.

No scratch that he is on the whole next level of smart.

At a a young age of 25 he already accomplished more than many 40 year old, with numerous successful business ventures and he is always coming up with new and cutting edge ideas, for making g money, the pioneering way.

Look out for this name as in 10 years it might be just as well known as Bill Gates et al.
He is A Moldovan desent, born to a an amazing family who brought him over to the US at 3years of age.

He has a twin brother.

IGOR is a truly impressive young man, who is mannered a D soft spoken, but it's one of those 'speak softly while carrying a large stick' kind of deals.

He will outsmart you, unless you stay on your toes.

I believe he will be a force to be recognized with, in the business world, in not such a distant future.

Soulful and loyal, to his, he is a trustworthy person who never will let you down.

If you ve met him consider yourself lucky, because in my 35 years alive, I have never met his match yet.
Business trade company owner in NY : "Hey let's try to get Igor Krasner on our team! Yes he works for the competition right now but I'll make him an offer that will double his pay just so long as I can have him on my team and he will quadruple our revenue.
Second man:" I know Igor and it will not be easy, because he is extremely loyal to his boss and will never betray that bond, so you d him need to wait for him to be ready to start a new challenge and that's when you approach him. asap before someone else grabs him.
The first man'
:yes, but be that as it may, I'll make my offer now so when he is ready to move on I'll be the 1st that he will think of. I can use a man with his mind, let's stay on it guys.
Man 2:"you got it boss" you (to himself :"I hope that day never comes because I'll be so finished here... :/"
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When a man pulls his legs above his head and acrobatically video records an elderly woman tossing his salad from his asshole point of view, this deed is called The Filthy Igor.
Hey have you heard Chuck pulled "The Filthy Igor" on our substitute English Teacher ? The real catch was that it's Jennys Grandma !!
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if you know an igor barisic you will know they are the scariest human beings to roam the earth.
will: can i come to your party?
henry: yeah you can but igor barisic is there
will:fuck dat
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Dude 1: Did you hook up with her?
Dude 2: I was going to, bro, but when I went down on her it was a stage 5 Hurricane Igor.
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An imaginary pair of Russian doctors that tend to advertise Russian Standard Vodka in the middle of their show, being Russian they don't use their own patient, or have any medical training at all! They steal a doctors patient and usually get caught, 95% of the time they will be caught and it will result in a Benny Hill chase.
Person A: Hey, did you see the Igor and Ivan show?

Person B: Hell yeah, those doctors caught 'em though, too bad Jet Li died on the table because of them.
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