idle bet

A bet made wherein both involved parties realize that the other side does not intend to carry out their end of the bet due to the (most likely) ludicrous circumstances outlined in terms of the wager.

Sometimes though, for making such a bet, the loser has to do something small for the winner... just for making a stupid bet.
'Dude, look at that girl'
'Damn she's hot. Too hot for you.'
'Whatever, I bet you I can get in her pants by the end of the month'

a month later
'where's my $20?'
'Dude, it was an idle bet, you know that!'
'Yeah, you're right. Kiss my ring.'
'What?'
'Kiss my ring. Or the $20, either one'
'agh...'
by that fellow with the hair September 22, 2007
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American Idle

When someone sits idling at a green light while singing along to their radio. Originally coined by Buster-Ass Marcus of the Donkey Show in Eugene, OR.
"Oh man! I was so into that song, I just American Idled everyone behind me for 3 lights!"
by Alcranky November 10, 2009
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a condition whereby the victim ingests more food than their rectum is willing to excrete
person 1.gee she's a fat bitch

person 2.yeah if it was'nt for her bias (bone idle arse syndrome) she would look like posh spice
by rnr360 January 29, 2010
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DJ iDle M3rCy

I saw DJ iDle M3rCy at a squat party in a caravan in Blackpool last week
by echo419monty69 July 20, 2024
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Facebook Idling

1. having given up on finding anything interesting on Facebook, Facebook Idling involves sitting in front of the Facebook Newsfeed, just waiting for another update that you know won't be any more interesting than the last

2. as opposed to Facebook Stalking, a much more far-reaching and comprehensive way of wasting your entire life
Person A: "You must be Facebook Stalking hard right now man; you're not even clicking the mouse!"
Person B: "Actually, I'm Facebook Idling. I need to know what all my acquaintances are doing rather than just investigating one."

Person A: "Dude, are you Facebook Stalking that girl again?"
Person B: "Nah, I've got enough info on her. Now I'm just Facebook Idling, waiting for her to post something."
by faboer January 17, 2013
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Idle

The dude was idle for 2 hours.
by TILUrbanDictionary765 March 15, 2021
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idle

idle
I'm very idle
by Out of options May 23, 2022
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