When someone sits idling at a green light while singing along to their radio. Originally coined by Buster-Ass Marcus of the Donkey Show in Eugene, OR.
by Alcranky November 10, 2009

A bet made wherein both involved parties realize that the other side does not intend to carry out their end of the bet due to the (most likely) ludicrous circumstances outlined in terms of the wager.
Sometimes though, for making such a bet, the loser has to do something small for the winner... just for making a stupid bet.
Sometimes though, for making such a bet, the loser has to do something small for the winner... just for making a stupid bet.
'Dude, look at that girl'
'Damn she's hot. Too hot for you.'
'Whatever, I bet you I can get in her pants by the end of the month'
a month later
'where's my $20?'
'Dude, it was an idle bet, you know that!'
'Yeah, you're right. Kiss my ring.'
'What?'
'Kiss my ring. Or the $20, either one'
'agh...'
'Damn she's hot. Too hot for you.'
'Whatever, I bet you I can get in her pants by the end of the month'
a month later
'where's my $20?'
'Dude, it was an idle bet, you know that!'
'Yeah, you're right. Kiss my ring.'
'What?'
'Kiss my ring. Or the $20, either one'
'agh...'
by that fellow with the hair October 4, 2007

person 1.gee she's a fat bitch
person 2.yeah if it was'nt for her bias (bone idle arse syndrome) she would look like posh spice
person 2.yeah if it was'nt for her bias (bone idle arse syndrome) she would look like posh spice
by rnr360 January 29, 2010

I closed most of the vents on my grill and added some wood chips. Coal idling will slow the cook and let some more into the meat.
by anonymous October 1, 2025

(of a person) avoiding work; lazy.
"idle students"
synonyms:
lazy · indolent · slothful · work-shy · shiftless · loafing · more
without purpose or effect; pointless.
"he did not want to waste valuable time in idle chatter"
synonyms:
frivolous · trivial · trifling · minor · petty · foolish · more
spend time doing nothing.
"four men were idling outside the shop
do nothing · be inactive · vegetate · sit back ·
(of an engine) run slowly while disconnected from a load or out of gear.
"the car is noisily idling in the street"
synonyms:
tick over · run slowly in neutral
"idle students"
synonyms:
lazy · indolent · slothful · work-shy · shiftless · loafing · more
without purpose or effect; pointless.
"he did not want to waste valuable time in idle chatter"
synonyms:
frivolous · trivial · trifling · minor · petty · foolish · more
spend time doing nothing.
"four men were idling outside the shop
do nothing · be inactive · vegetate · sit back ·
(of an engine) run slowly while disconnected from a load or out of gear.
"the car is noisily idling in the street"
synonyms:
tick over · run slowly in neutral
by Ella the fox March 20, 2022

The abbreviation idl may mean “I don’t like”, but it is more commonly just a typing mistake people tend to make while typing idk (I don’t know) as on the English keyboard, l is to the right of k.
“How was lunch on Sunday?”
“Idl.”
“You didn’t like it?”
“No, I meant I don’t know.”
Situation 2
“Idl skywars.”
“You’re crazy man.”
“Idl.”
“You didn’t like it?”
“No, I meant I don’t know.”
Situation 2
“Idl skywars.”
“You’re crazy man.”
by malechicken December 7, 2020

by StarkDangerAtschool June 21, 2024
