I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Hit or miss I guess they never miss huh.

John F. Kennedy
Abraham, Lincoln
John, Adams
Hit or miss I guess they never miss

Lee Harvey Oswald: "Get 360 noscoped headshots JFK" "Hit or miss I guess they never miss huh."

by Blaganaboooo December 3, 2023

I Guess Me Moment

to "father" a child/children that you are not biologically related to because the woman does not know the birth father or want to be "involved" with the father....and she looks towards another man to claim as the next best thing

friend: hey man you know them kids ain't yours so why do you stay??
You: because I love her
friend: who do you think gone raise all those fucking kids bro?
You: Well dawg...I guess me??
friend: you dumbass mothafucka lol this is a "I Guess me Moment bro"

by K87 November 20, 2009

It's just the culture, I guess

A phrase used to cover up what could be perceived by others as a racist or uncultured comment. It is also used by listeners to diffuse tension when someone else says something questionable.

See also: not to be racist, no offense, it's interesting that

Doug: (name), the guy from (country), keeps showing up late to work. Seems like a lazy dude.

Keith: It's just the culture, I guess

by Snapflapple December 28, 2023

someone i guess

some guy on discord who sucks at life and is worthless to society

hey you know that someone i guess guy yeah he sucks

by heqkopewfjihnewfhiedfsw December 7, 2021

i guess moment

An i guess moment is used when its not really a yes question but not a no so you just say i guess, an agreement

"i don't want to go to school even though its the last day of school"

"i guess" - this is what you would call an "i guess moment"

by chxrry3 February 25, 2021