I AIN'T FIGGING 

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

I AIN'T FIGGING by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

I ain’t no Willy lump lump

I know what the fuck I am talking about.

Wife: “Joel you got that right.”
Husband: “I know. I ain’t no Willy lump lump.”

I ain’t no Willy lump lump by Abcefu631 December 26, 2021

I ain't do nothing 

aint = didn't
didn't = did not
not nothing = something
I ain't do nothing = I did not do nothing = I did something

"I ain't do nothing!"
so you did something, huh?
:nerd emoji:

I ain't do nothing by < ^ > v April 5, 2023

I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT 

I ain't fucking reading of all that

guy; makes a whole ass paragraph

me; I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT

I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT by bhubhuh May 20, 2023

I ain’t taking that shit No Mo

You are completely done. No more. You not taking that shit no more.

Manny said, “You picking your nose again Tom.”

Tom said, “Yeah, so?”

Manny said, “I ain’t taking that shit No Mo. You nasty mofo! Get the fuck outta here!”

I ain’t taking that shit No Mo by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 10, 2023

I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna 

Something really useful from the US. The only reply to be made to an acquaintance, or a co-worker you don’t like very much who makes ridiculous demands on your time and effort for no recompense.

“What did you say when Malcolm asked you to do his work while he sloped off to get freebies at the supermarket?”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”

I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna by AKACroatalin September 5, 2016

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin 

How men in general, most times black guys explain how they are only attracted to white girls. This phrase hurts and is dread by women of color.

Black girl/latina : hey, you want to go on a date?

Jayden/Jamal/Jake/Edgar/wong : h*ll nah, you ain't snow, if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin. You tripping.

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin by Tobacco_boy October 13, 2022