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Hugging Porcelain

To become so ill that one is forced to stay close to the toilet for long periods of time in order to vomit.
I got food poisoning at the restaurant and was hugging porcelain all night.
by Saint Savvy March 2, 2009
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National hugging day

This day is held on April 15
by Brandy Allen April 14, 2019
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Hugging the porcelin god

Being wrapped around the toilet in a violent atempt at removing your insides. Puking your guts out in a gregarious manner. Purging. Pulling the trigger.
I tried to use the restroom but I walked in and some dude was hugging the porcelin god. He was bowed down son!! Praying to that shit!! Ha!
by kalebintexas May 18, 2009
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Hurting

Describes massive failure. Can also be used to describe someone who is extremely lame.
Example 1

Roommate 1: Dude we have to pay for the water utility bills!

Roommate 2: No we don't.....it's in the contract...
Roommate 1: But it says we do!
Roommate 2: Are you hurting?

Example 2

Guy 1: I thought I was going to ace my test but I was hurting.

Example 3:
Guy 1: What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Guy 2: What.....?
Guy 1: Dam
Guy 2: that's so hurting....
by froush dinosaur September 27, 2011
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hurting bert

When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.
by Brewer May 2, 2005
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Horging

The process of Hoarding and gorging of food that one partakes in when devouring immense amounts of substances at a rapid pace. Usually when hiena's begin to savagely in-hail and devour a zebra carcass. Or when men from the age of 15 to 37 cannot control their intake of "substances" which please their "cravings" and begin to devour every inch that surrounds them.
Man1: "Dude where the hell did that quarter pounder with cheese go?"
Man2: "In my belly."
Man1: "You totally hoarged that motha."

Boy1: "Look at that ride."
Boy2: "That is one frikin sweet honey."
Boy1: "yea..I was horging that last week."
by Laurence Jones October 27, 2009
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Hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours

A very smart hot clumsy person there name starts with m most the time
Hey I need to invest in bubble wrap cause you keep hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours
by Mack is hot April 18, 2022
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