hum jam

A spontaneous, but awesome jam created by humming through experimentation.

Chris: "Hey, what are you humming?"
Ricardo: "Just making a new tune up. Doesn't it sound epic?"
Chris: "Yeah, nice hum jam."

by antwonmarco14 April 10, 2012

hum-dinging

something that is bad, by smell, taste or look. rhyming slang for minging.

"yuk! dave have you farted that smells toatlly hum-dinging "

by ant1y February 8, 2008

Bum Hum

Something that "hums" (stinks) which also comes from your bum. i.e farting..guffing, trumping...bottom vapours!!!

"Hey what's that awful smell"

It's Andy...he's got bum hum!

by BFREASH February 17, 2010

Hum and a Buff

A Humm and a Buff is a blow job.

She gave me a Hum and a Buff with a screamer and swallowed the evidence.

by Ben Dover October 20, 2004

Ya Hums

Another way to say "your mother", but in a less provocative manner as part of a comical slight;

I thought that smell was coming from Ya Hums!

by Mirak Meffit August 21, 2003

Hum Shum

A girlfriend

My son just got a new Hum Shum. She is a hottie!

by King Big Daddy March 21, 2014

hum-donger

The act of receiving a blow job.

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me the best hum-donger ever last night!"

by MZshindig February 9, 2010