by guru marijuana March 4, 2009
Get the hot carl mug.a hot carl is simply when you take a mad dook on da bitch's face, then, using a serving spoon, scoop exactly half of the terds up and shove them into a tube sock. no sooner do u then squish the tube sock in between her legs and rub it against her vaginal hairs, than you swing the sock around and smack her bitch ass in the face with it.
i saw my friend carl today, and he inspired me to do a hot carl with some bitch tonight, needless to say... i had to buy a new pair of socks.
by gootch November 8, 2006
Get the hot carl mug.a hot carl is when u take a shit in a grls mouth she crews it up and swallows it!! and i saw this one site that is nasty but this grl gets a hot karl and instead of eatin the shit u puts in the freezer and the next day uses it for a dildo thats hott (not rele)
by Mike Pontoriero July 16, 2008
Get the Hot-Carl mug.1. an enema with cheap red wine, usually Carlo Rossi Merlot.
2. squirting a red wine enema into another's face for one or both person's sexual gratification.
2. squirting a red wine enema into another's face for one or both person's sexual gratification.
1- John: Man I am pooped I really need a drink.
Dan: Drink, nah I think what you need is a Hot Carl/Karl.
John: Hot dag, get the turkey baster bartender Hot Carls for the house!
House: Yeaaah
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Dan: Drink, nah I think what you need is a Hot Carl/Karl.
John: Hot dag, get the turkey baster bartender Hot Carls for the house!
House: Yeaaah
2-K-fed effin loves to Hot Carl/Karl Brit
by Hot Carl Lover July 27, 2008
Get the Hot Carl/Karl mug.Similar to the Hot Carl, in the sense that you take a dump on someones face but it is done out of vengeance rather than for pleasure. The Hot Carl Sagan is particularly reserved for people who are smug, self-righteous or know-it-alls.
My boss is such an asshole. She thinks she knows everything and treats us all like we're children. One of these days, I'm going to have to take a trip to Taco Bell, tie her down to her desk and deliver a steaming Hot Carl Sagan to her stupid, self-righteous face.
by kenny.noisewater October 22, 2009
Get the Hot Carl Sagan mug.The act of swinging the closed end of a white tube sock, filled with freshly deficated feces from one's sexual partner, and hitting one's sexual partner in the face.
"I was about to Hot Carl that bitch when the end of the sock broke open and shit went flying all over the place"
"Sheela had been begging for a Hot Carl all week, but when I finaly got in the mood, there wasn't a tube sock in sight."
"I hot carled that bitch for or five times that night before she finaly succumbed to head trauma and died."
"Sheela had been begging for a Hot Carl all week, but when I finaly got in the mood, there wasn't a tube sock in sight."
"I hot carled that bitch for or five times that night before she finaly succumbed to head trauma and died."
by Greg Magno February 24, 2008
Get the Hot Carl mug.While very similiar to a traditional Hot Carl, this new defination is when your asshole dialysis patient decides to take his full shit bag and throw it in your general direction to show his displeasure about some trivial matter, like some damn dirty ape.
That patient was so mad that we were late, he tried to give me a hot carl. Luckily I was able to dodge it and it flew all over the nurse. If he does it again I will puke right on that fucker's head.
by Damn Dirty Ape June 7, 2007
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