hospital kick

In Australian rules football, when a kick is made to one's teammate that is lobbed very high in the air, forcing said teammate to stand waiting for the ball knowing that opposing team players will be running/leaping in hard at him, likely causing said teammate to be injured. At best, the waiting teammate will be getting an opposing team player's knee in his back. If he is facing the opposing player with his frontside exposed, broken rib(s) and/or concussion is likely.

Commentator: Hospital kick to Jones... owww I felt that one from here. He really got his bell rung

by great success April 5, 2010

Hospital Box

An ambulance seen speeding down the highway with lights and sirens on.

Arty “hey jimmy what’s that noise?”

Jimmy “ uh oh it’s a speedy boi hospital box.”

Arty “ oh rats!”

by Daddiecakes February 10, 2019

Hospital Daddy

A gay male nurse who usually walks in exclaiming something like "I'm here to treat you big boy"

I was almost able to leave the hospital but first I ran into a Hospital Daddy

by Kurakuma July 31, 2019

Hospital Cake

Hospital Cake is when you eat out someone’s smelly ass whilst in the hospital

Hospital Dying

I ate his hospital cake

by Fartingkid44 December 22, 2019

hospital hobo

One who is always in the hospital, always for a different reason

Girl 1: Did you hear? Christina was in the hospital AGAIN!
Girl 2: She is such a hospital hobo! She might as well just move in! What'd she do this time?
Girl 1: I dunno, sprained her wrist or something.
Girl 2: Ha, poor thing. But what else is new?

by Tonks007 April 16, 2008

hospital ball

Figuratively (1): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.

Figuratively (2): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.

Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.

Nick: I hear you just got assigned the GS Systems Fleet account.

Chris: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. I am probably going to be called before a jury.

Nick: Holy shit! That account is a hospital ball.

by Corkeryshospitalpass July 29, 2014

Hospital Dump

1. When you have to be hospitalized after taking a dump.

2. When the bathroom smells so bad that you wonder if the person had to be hospitalized after shitting and it is almost hard to breathe.

The public restroom at work smelled like someone took hospital dump in there...I couldn't breathe.

by BR0ZI May 19, 2008