Hoops of happiness

A state of happiness or glee in which you jump through imaginary, enlarged hula hoops suspended in the air.

When I finally found the title to an old video game that I enjoyed during my early youth I couldn't help jumping through hoops of happiness!

by Beestelijkheden42 December 09, 2011

Monkey Hoops

n. A racist term for basketball

Black man approaches white man.

Black man: You wanna play some basketball?

White man: No, I don't play monkey hoops.

by John Swingdice March 20, 2011

Captive Hoops

Circular Piercings inserted into piercings/pierced areas. Commonly used in ears, bottom lips, eyebrows, noses, nipples and occasionally the belly button, penis and vagina.

Usually they are a circular piece of metal, with a ball holding the two pieces closed so the piercing won't slip or fall out.

Rarely are they silver, gold or glass.

A : "Do you have anything better to put in my ears? All i have are these boring studs.."
B : "Well I just bought some neon captive hoops the other day"

by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009

Ape-Hoop

another name for the sport known to many niggers as "basketball"

"Hey, wanna go play some basketball?"

"Nah, Ape-Hoop is for jiggaboos and Larry Bird."

by Grogan5149 January 27, 2010

hoop dream

A dream very unlikely to be fulfilled, or any wild or fantastic notion, synonymous with the term 'pipe dream'.

Her plans for a career in music are nothing but a hoop dream.

by Gohn Gardenza December 24, 2010

dirty hoop

Where a woman doesn’t wipe her bottom properly leaving a dark stain around her anus.

Morning nige how was that bird last night?
Yeah she was alright she had a right dirty hoop tho!

by Jamie jokes November 06, 2020

boob hoops

The game characterized by one attempting to successfully flick a paper football into a woman's cleavage.

Kyle: "Score! I just got ten points on Carolyn in boob hoops."

by Booberella123 March 04, 2008