hidden lover

someone's hidden sex partner, is hidden from spouse better known as a side hoe

wow Brittany is such a hidden lover!

by kitty kat >:) December 15, 2015

Hidden Mickey

1: A secret blow job
2: when his dick is so small you have to look for it

She gave me a Hidden Mickey behind the bleachers
I was tryna fuck him, but I couldn't find his dick, it was a whole hidden mickey situation.

by daddyduhrell November 28, 2018

no hidden fees

A dude who keeps it's real, ain't beatin around the bush type dude.

"Ayo watch what you say to that foo, he has no hidden fees homie."

by Esteballs. April 9, 2023

Hidden pastry

A female that has multiple sexual partners in a day.

She’s an easy hidden pastry.

by Miss_q September 8, 2019

Hidden Wiki

The hidden wiki is like the dark web's version of Wikipedia. Once on the site, it brings you to an introduction page which has a huge list of deep web and dark web sites that you can go onto but you cannot go onto it without downloading Tor!

Guy 1: Hey Dude have you seen some of the things on the deep and dark web?
Guy 2: Ya. They have many effed up things including hidden wiki where you can go onto the world's darkest websites.

by Matthewmcconaughey March 8, 2020

Hidden Mitten

The act of Fisting a vagina followed by the insertion of an erect penis. Once both the fist and the penis have met inside, the hand jacks off the erection. This act is done by one male to one female.

For example, "The only way we both could get off was by throwing her the Hidden Mitten."

by Road Crow April 5, 2011

Hidden Missile

A gif that has a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif that surprised you when you see their hidden penis.

I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.

by C-1 June 22, 2018