ghetto hem

When a person staples or folds the bottom of a pair of jeans because they can't afford or are to lazy to get them hemmed.

Syn: staple your shit, fold your shit, hide the fact that your to poor, cheap or lazy to actually fix ur shit. I mean honestly its not that expensive
Ant: actually fix ur shit, regular hem
Misspellings: ghetto him. That's completely different shit

Friend: O you fixed your pants?
Ghetto hemmer: Nah girl I ghetto hemmed my shit

by lovestospoog April 13, 2011

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Luke hemmings

FUCKING HOT PIECE OF SHIT!! From a band 5sos that are equally as amazing and sexyyyyy. He’s a tall mofo with (currently) curly blonde locks and unfortunately ditched the lip ring a couple years back but Yanno he’s still a walking turn on ;)

Wow that is one piece of eye candy, must be luke hemmings

by Lostgirl2.0 March 03, 2018

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hemmed up

- verb (origin 2010, UOIT)
The act of performing public versions chronological stupidity; the mix up of alphanumeric date abbreviations due to severe retardation; chronologically impaired; if your name is Hemal Patel

"Hello Jane, I will meet you for lunch on the 22rd....snap...I just HEMMED UP!"

or

Man A: "What time is it sir? I have an appointment at 26:84pm!"

MAN B: "What 26:84pm?? Are you hemmed up or something?

by uoit-saint March 24, 2010

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