hello kitty boy

a hello kitty boy. the worst. hello kitty boys are cheaters, and always mentally unstable. never date one. he’ll turn you into a hello kitty girl. he was use you for sexual purposes, while using others at the same time.

you’re dating a hello kitty boy? you better run away as fast as you can.

by roseerxv January 13, 2024

Hello kitty

only bad bitches love hello kitty hoessss

person 1 : hey did yk that bad bitches loveee hello kitty

person 2 : hyyy broo always ong

by hellokittyself December 23, 2022

Hello kitty

A psychological warfare weapon, released in Japan as a tactic to enslave the world and put it under their control. Also an absolutely atrocious character. Fucking cancerous.

dude 1: are you retarded

dude 2: no

dude 1: do you like hello kitty

dude 2: yes

dude 1: so you openly admitted you’re retarded

by I am in possession of nukes. February 13, 2024

hello kitty fallacy

when someone thinks that dating hello kitty girls will eventually work so they keep trying

Dude 1: man i just got broken up with again time to find another hello kitty girl ig
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy

by crustier August 4, 2023

Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.

Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”

by alfrtastik March 3, 2025

Hello Kitty

Cartoon cat that is actually a human

“I love hello kitty!”

by Brigitte5555 January 13, 2022

Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty is fucking gay and made only for fucking pedophiles and weebs, she have a extremely bad design, fucking stupid cat, weeby unkawaii, fucking weird black eyes, weird nose and she not having mouth (WTF DOES IT EXIST?!?!?), she fucking sucks because she just a weeby ripoff of Tom from Tom and Jerry and hello kitty is made for weebs.

Me: Hello Kitty is fucking weird, and she need to have a huge penis to kill these fucking cringe weebs, she looks like a fucked shitty ass cat and she's not kawaii (weebs for "cute").

Fucking Gays: oMg gUyS, hElLo kItTy hAs fInAlLy hAvE a hUgE pEnIS dIcK pOrN aNuS aNaL oRaL hEnTaI vAgInA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by djdjsjsja April 5, 2024