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Hayston is a very cute boy with brown hair and brown eyes. Very tall and super sweet. Usually plays a sport like baseball. Caring and makes the best boyfriend
Wow! Did you see Hayston
by Aifro October 23, 2019
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1. the essence of living life passing the least amount of friction possible

2. acknowledging one's longing for an unrequited love
"he seems really quiet/mysterious, whats up with that guy?"

"well hes a vapor in the frozen haystack if you ask me"

"i miss my girl, i might just stay at home thinking about her like a vapor in the frozen haystack"
by perockups August 15, 2009
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Japanese Haystack

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Common nickname for ramen due to its similarities to the traditional corn chip, bean and salad dish popularised by the Seventh-day Adventist movement.
“Hey, that Japanese Haystack looks delicious!”

“Oh, it’s so good. The ramen chef has been developing his recipe for years.”
by ConcernedBretheren August 29, 2020
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haystack

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A huge cone of marijuana, where the marijuana is stacked above the rim of the cone piece.
Holy shit dude, that cone is a fucking haystack!
by jimbo1z October 19, 2009
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Hays

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Verb. To emphatically agree to attend an event, only to not not attend, without any notification.
Are you going out with Sean or is he Haysing you again?
by larucifer July 8, 2010
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Known to Rednecks as the Greek God of Hay. Not to be confused with Jesus. Haysus is a real god, and he has fought will all the other gods. The battles often end in other Greek gods choking in a pile of Hay. Haysus' many abilities often include tickling his opponents scrotum's to death.
Dick-"Hey, have you heard of Haysus?"
Redneck-"Yeah, isn't he a Greek god?"
Dick-"LOL, yeah the god of Hay."
by Dick&Cunt December 23, 2013
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The Haysbert Effect

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A new term coined by a great philosopher.

This is when someone THINKS Denzel Washington is the Black guy from All State Insurance commercials WHEN in fact he is not and the said person goes into a frenzy like state thus resulting in a statement being said such as "DUUUDE I THOUGHT THAT WAS HIM!".
Dennis Haysbert:"Are you in good hands?"

Person 1:*Stands up and spills cereal* What the HELL did Denzel Washington just try selling to me?...insurance?

Person 2:No, dude it's Dennis Haysbert!That guy from "The Unit".

Person 1:*Sits back down* Oooh!...wait...*Goes into shock*

Person 2:*Ignores friend spazzing on floor yelling* Damn, The Haysbert Effect...always making people spill cereal on my damn carpet.
by Lucielio Mitchell April 29, 2010
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