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Hallettsville

A bunch of drunk ass rednecks who enjoy smoking bud and smashing on your girl friend
everybody in Hallettsville smokes pot drinks beer and sleeps with your girl friend
by mtgj March 9, 2011
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Hamlet

A small unit of ham, usually a leg, made from genetically altered dwarf pigs, the legs of which are about the same size as that of a chicken's. Eaten in Shakespearean times from suckling pigs, currently a booming market overseas, especially in China.
I love Hamlet (food)
I love Hamlet (book) too
(confusion)
by Cloudwacher22 December 24, 2007
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Harlette

The female on the back of a Harley, riding bitch. Typically middle-aged. Native dress includes combinations of the following: a bikini, leather vest, leather chaps, jeans, hot pants, a bandana, leather jacket, concert t-shirt, high heels, f***-me boots. Most likely following her man to Sturgis, or wherever the hell else he told her he was going when he picked her up at that truck stop in Rawlins. Her looks are irrelevant; ugly or hot, the way she straddles that bike is guaranteed to turn you on.
A little boy is sitting in the back seat of a car as it is passed by a biker and his harlette.
Little boy: "cooool..."
Little boy's mother: "Harlot."

Seen on a biker t-shirt: "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."
by zoiks November 10, 2008
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Hazlet

The best place to be on the Jersey Shore. Inbetween white fuc*in trash Keansburg and rich filth Holmdel. Hazlet itself has its own little communities, such as West Keansburg, where everybody fights for anybody, and Raritan Valley, the upper middle class neighborhood where you can find crack fiends and Dodge Vipers. The cool thing to do in Hazlet on weekends is drink as much as you can without the worry of cops because they don't care. Everyone is preppy, gangsta, or emo/skater. No inbetweens. All the girls in high school wear is tight shirts exposing their tits and short skirts or tight jeans with their thongs hanging out. Best things to do are drink, smoke mad blunts, and have sex with random girls from whatever town is close. When you're from Hazlet, you can get pussy from anywhere. Best fuckin town on the East Coast.
person 1: yo let's fuck that kid up

person 2: we can't. he's from hazlet. he'll fuck us up and THEN fuck our girlfriend.
by PopBottles March 20, 2008
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Hazleton

Basically Chicago jr. Full of Hispanics (mostly Dominicans). Worst city in Pennsylvania. You can hear a couple gunshots every now and then but its normal here. Literally here besides Mi Casa Restaurant. Pretty sure the bloods and crips both originated from here.
"Hey, let's never come back to Hazleton, like, ever again."
by Sum fuckin hic June 14, 2018
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Hamlets

Common cigars, available in shops in the UK.
Il have a pack of hamlets please
by alan Michale September 2, 2005
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last act of hamlet

joey shoots sammy, billy stabs joey, sandy decapitates billy, rachael beats sandy with a baseball bat, tommy whips out an ak-47 and takes out rachael, then seeing all the carnage commits seppuku. george walks in and says "omgwtfbbqusa is this the last act of hamlet or something?!?!
by hella fine July 24, 2008
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