Texas Handbag

A method by which one carries Alpine skis at one's side similar to the way a hand bag is held by use of apposing ski pole straps to create a handle from which skis are hung. Appropriate coordinating texas handbag accessories include natural fur clothing, cowboy boots, wet denim, large hair, confused facial expressions.

Stacy Marron always sports a Texas Handbag between her truck and the chairlift.

by JakeStur April 8, 2011

Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)

bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag"

by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016

Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)

bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework. "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag."

by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016

Tits in a Handbag!

An utterance used upon an unfortunate happening, like death, in an online computer game

(After being killed by a shotgun)
"Tits damn it!" -- "TITS IN A HANDBAG!"

by Johnny Hats November 15, 2009

dormont handbag

when a man is sitting on a sofa & his shorts ride up so far that his package looks like a purse

Mark, pull your shorts down, we can all see your dormont handbag.

by Linda Flair August 14, 2010

Rowner Handbag

This is when your lady Friend Allows you to stick your nuts in her Pooper

The missus gave me a rowner Handbag last night

by Strange boi December 17, 2012

badger handbag

Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.

a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?

by Cu Jimmy January 11, 2014