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Halo

by MasterX November 9, 2004
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Halo

One of the greatest games ever, up there with battlefield and splinter cell. People say it sucks, but in reality they dont own an xbox because they cant afford it because they dont have a job, and/or they suck at it and can only point out its flaws because they're a dumbass turd who cant accept sucking at something.
Person #1: Dude, Halo is gay.

Person #2: Get a job, and quit sucking at Halo, bitch.
by Setting it straight February 1, 2007
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Halo

A game for sweaty tryhards and people with high egos that get on a Team Slayer match and think they're able to fuck everybody's mom and the person in 1st place calls everybody on their team a bunch of 5 year old kids because anyone below that person apparently sucks...
HALO 3 PLAYER: IM FUCKIN YOUR MOM

HALO 3 PLAYER 2: NOT IF I FUCK YOURS FIRST
HALO 3 PLAYER: YOU PLAY LIKE YOUR 5 GTFOH
HALO 3 PLAYER: SUCK MY LEFT NUT
by Gage2003A3 May 4, 2020
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Halo

1. Second greatest game ever made. I say "second greatest" because everyone with half of a brain knows how good Halo 2 will be.

2. Story-driven and violent FPS for the Xbox (and most recently the PC, and pretty soon the Mac) in which you take on the role of Master Chief, a genetically enhanced super soldier fighting alongside the UNSC marines in an attempt to save humanity from the wrath of the Covenant, a strong religious alliance of at least six alien races hell bent on destroying the human race, most likely because they fear our moral corruption and lack of discipline, among other things.
Halo kicked ass, but Halo 2 will probably be even better.

Halo's story is complex and interesting, at least until its plotlines start showing up in other games.
by C-can January 29, 2004
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Halo

1: N. a video game created by a group of middle aged uber virgins in high hopes of generating revenue off 13 yr old virgins addiction to the game playing via mommy's credit card while she is out stripping for grocery money.

2: N. a video game created by a group of middle aged uber virgins in high hopes of generating revenue by rating it mature and then getting adults to play the game only to get frustrated by the 13 yr old boy on the opposite team killing them and teabagging them, losing to them while they say words they learn from mommy's boyfriends, or on the same team betraying them because of penis envy.
13 yr old boy playing Halo: "0h g3t 0wn3d f4gg0t, suck my d1ck!"

adult: (while slamming controller on the floor) "HIT PUBERTY AND GROWN ONE AND STOP RUBBING YOUR FUCKIN VAGINA YOU LITTLE BITCH!!"
13 yr old boy: "sniffles" (signing out of xbox live)
by TH3 M0DD4RZ December 29, 2007
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Halo

A Game Commonly Reffered To As 'Good' ( By Small Children Who Have Not Yet Discovered Any Other Video Games), When To The Rest Of The Online Gaming Community Will Refer To The Game As 'Crap' (Those Of s Who Realise The Halo Series To Date Sucks Balls) , In Many Cases The View Of Halo Is Split But There Is One Thing That Is Commonly Agreed On And That Is "Stfu Nubz I Pwn'd U Wif Ma Grav Hammer So Yer" should Never Be Uttered By Any Video Game Player EVER Again. In Summary , On Behalf Of Us Over The Age Of 8 , "Fuck You."
'I Pwned The Wif My Spartan :D!'
'Fuck Off Your All Noobz' (Raging Due To Defeat)
'Halo Is Gay.' *Kicked From Lobby* , "Good Times" (:'D)
The Master Chief Is Gay.
Halo Should Never Have Been Created
by ItzJames December 26, 2009
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Halo

haha! No matter how you die your arms always flail and you flip when you hit the ground
by James Lowe October 20, 2004
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