Half-Life

the best goddamn action game ever for computer. at least thats what i think.Killing aliens and shit fuckin rocks!!

This is for all those stupid ass definitions sayin its for pussys and fags!!!!!!!!!!

FUUUUCK YOU!!!!!!!

by half-life kicks ass August 28, 2003

Half-Life

Half-Life is about a guy, Gordon Freeman. He went to Black Mesa and worked at the test chamber, something went wrong, aliens started comming and trying to destroy Black Mesa. Your job is to go to the surface and meet up with Milatary Forces. But the government ordered the Milatary to kill the aliens, but also the workers of Black Mesa! Your next job is to go to Lamba Complex and telaport to Xen to destroy the big boss!

Fight all the aliens like Headcrabs, Vortigaunts, Zombies, Soldiers, and more enemies you will face, get weapons to defend yourself and save Black Mesa from the Xen Wildlife. This is Half-Life!

by Mega Sean 45 June 19, 2008

half life 2

rise, and shine, Mr freeman, rise and. smell the ashes, no one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste if it wasn't for... lets just say your hour has come again... the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference, in the world, so wake up, mr freeman, wake up and smell the ashes... -Gman

when you play half life 2 for first time

by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA April 15, 2021

Half-life 2

Your god.

Half-life 2 is your god, why the hell would you need any more of an example than that, you idiot?

by The G-man June 27, 2004

half-life 2

Pick one, because both reflect Half-Life 2:
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The most (linear)(scripted)(amazing) game ever.
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"Wait... who STACKED all these boards here so perfectly so I could pass through?"

by placebo February 17, 2005

Half-life 2

The single greatest game ever that some wordn00b wannabe script kiddie hacked and ruined the gameplay for every other serious gamer.

HL2 pwns Halo 2, UT, CS, etc...

by pur1337 October 8, 2003

Meme Half-Life

The time that passes from the birth of a meme (usually on 4chan or Reddit), until it is popularized and ruined by normie scum (usually on IFunny and Facebook).

"These Italian memes are quickly reaching their meme half-life"
"Yeah, but at least they weren't stillborn, like Cash Me Ousside."

by EarthDragon1 March 27, 2017