A Man With No Hairline

This man has no hairline and can't afford new clothes or shoes. He also can't afford new video games and food for his girlfriend. He also sucks at everything in life.

I see A Man With No Hairline, he must be a broke boy.

by This is False December 30, 2018

Half-court hairline

**see Chris’s head

Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s

by whyareyouthewaythatyouar3 February 19, 2022

gangsta hairline

When ya hairline is throwing up gang signs..

Yo nigga! What set you claimin' wit that gangsta hairline?

by Opposite fade July 11, 2016

fixed hairline

a fucked up hairline that you try to make but doesn't turn out right.

I like your fixed hairline nigga.

by hfjddmaBIG HEADAZZZZZ May 9, 2018

Kaydosh’s-hairline

A hairline so big it could sink a Ship

Kaydosh’s-hairline was so extraordinary no samurai could top it

by Wensleydale February 4, 2025

hairline

A part of your body that determines whether you get fucked in life or not.

Jordan: Yo bro you seen my clean ass hairline
Alex: sheesh you gonna get fucked today
Jordan: pause

by TheMysteriousKnowItAll November 3, 2021

MJ's Hairline

Something that should never be mentioned ever again.....

OMG THAT HAIRLINE you relate to MJ's hairline

by Pinelipoe May 28, 2018