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#HIV

What yo Momma bequeathed to me whence we engaged in intercourse of the Sexual variety
Guy: Awe damn last night me and this chick hooked up and i went to the doctor this morning and my results came up positive #HIV
by Mr.Christophe The Wiser September 15, 2019
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HIV

Hi Im Vagina
HIV, and who are you?
by skratta du forlorar du May 20, 2018
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HIV

have you heard of the legend on the LA Lakers? HIV yeah you know him the one that wears number 32
by Don’t Read this January 29, 2019
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HIV

The Soviet HIV (Flanker HIV) is a high-tech jet made to destroy Canada. The jet was armed with 8 20mm cannons, 16 heat seeking missiles, and 1 LSDB. The jet has 7 wings and can reach a speed of mach 20000.1 within 7m. It runs off of diesel and is top heavy. The HIV was made to counter the American Honda Prelude. Only 2 HIVs where ever built, one exploded during testing and the current Russian Federation claims it doesn't exist and never has. Although there have been a few sightings of the HIV drugging Ukrainian soldiers and firing upon infantry units obliteration them.
"The Russians are totally using the HIV right now"
by TapeEater February 28, 2023
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HIV

HIV is a sexually transmitted disease that you first get before having aids. Before you get aids tho u have HIV which has no symptoms or nothing but is still contagious.
Don’t fuck without a condom unless u know they don’t got no HIV.

Hey did u hear about Jonny?
No what happend?
He fucked ur mom and got HIV....
BTW.. add me on snap : / @masdog2232
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hiv cold

When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.

Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.
The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.
by k1b5 May 25, 2016
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HIV

guy 1:hey my mum is hot
guy 2:yeah she has HIV
by qwerty hehe September 3, 2018
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