you can’t play hitler’s harmonica

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.

Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!

by harmonica March 30, 2021

Harmonica joint

A certain of joint-rolling called a "flaming backflip" (you can look this up anywhere) cuts a hole along the paper, so you must inhale through the hole instead of through the roach. The result looks as though the smoker is playing a harmonica

try to roll a flaming backflip. it will probably turn into a harmonica joint. you tube the flaming backflip.

by lost1516 December 18, 2011

Burn Harmonica

An imaginary instrument played by the person or persons being insulted.

The instrument is mimed and the insultee makes a sound along the lines of 'wububullyuuu'

'nice outfit mate, you look like a banker'

'BURN HARMONICA'

*mime the harmonica"

by RstarMenergy February 21, 2009

Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole

The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica

by Fagbag 409 June 13, 2018

Chi-Town Harmonica

The act of running your partner's erect penis back and forth along your tracheostomy hole while humming different notes as if playing a harmonica.

It sucks that she had to get a tracheotomy but she gave me a chi-town harmonica last night and it felt amazing!

by BrealBtown October 28, 2024

Boston Harmonica

When two guys are docked together and a woman licks the two joined shafts like similar to playing the harmonica.

Me and John were hanging out when Sarah come over and we had a 3 way, she's always wanted to try a Boston harmonica.

by PhenicRaider February 24, 2023

two-man harmonica

For all the musicians out there who enjoy the harmonica and occasional percussion. A play on 69, one woman laying on her side and men on both sides facing her. Men blow on the harmonica while she plays the drums 🥁

“Hey man, I think we have a shot at a two-man harmonica tonight”
“No way bro. You think our sticks will get some action too?”

by mazislime May 18, 2025