you can’t play hitler’s harmonica

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.

Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!

by harmonica March 30, 2021

Rusty Harmonica

The act of eating a woman’s ass while simultaneously massaging her clit. Can be done from any position, primarily from the back. Gigem

Just wait until we get home baby, you’ve earned yourself a rusty harmonica.

by OlRockthebadAg December 2, 2024

Meat Harmonica

Motorboating the shaft of a man's member from side-to-side, resembling the playing a harmonica.

"During a BJ last night, Heidi gave me the ol' meat harmonica!"

by The Heidi & Frank Show September 23, 2020

Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band

A cutting edge band, beloved in Palm Beach Society, often performing for the viscount and protoss of plutarch.

Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band wowed Natasha and Tabasco, while General Kazoo frowned.

by chaseoff May 22, 2014

Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole

The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica

by Fagbag 409 June 13, 2018

Chi-Town Harmonica

The act of running your partner's erect penis back and forth along your tracheostomy hole while humming different notes as if playing a harmonica.

It sucks that she had to get a tracheotomy but she gave me a chi-town harmonica last night and it felt amazing!

by BrealBtown October 28, 2024

Burn Harmonica

An imaginary instrument played by the person or persons being insulted.

The instrument is mimed and the insultee makes a sound along the lines of 'wububullyuuu'

'nice outfit mate, you look like a banker'

'BURN HARMONICA'

*mime the harmonica"

by RstarMenergy February 21, 2009