Peoria Handshake

The friendly greeting given by a stripper to a patron of a gentleman's club which entails grabbing and fondling of the patron's genitalia

As soon as the stripper gave me the Peoria Handshake I knew I would buy a lap dance from her.

by The Mountain Goat May 6, 2009

Trump Handshake

To grab a woman by the vagina regardless of consent. See cupping

My boy Robert's going to court because he gave Becky a trump handshake.

by SquiuqS December 30, 2016

Roman handshake

Noun: a manner of shaking hands peculiar to ancient Rome, in which the parties grasp each others right wrist.

"The Roman handshake was the accepted practice of greeting among gentlemen in the Western world from the beginning of the 1st century BC until the end of the 5th century AD."

by speedog April 30, 2010

Nebraskan handshake

An otherwise normal handshake from an incredibly brave and strong person (e.g. a member of the Coast Guard's elite secret special operations force) that in one motion pulverizes the receiver's hand and causes a chain reaction of intracerebral and subarachnoid hemorrhage leading to certain demise. Ability to give a true Nebraskan Handshake is extremely rare and studies show a significant linkage to the amount of scrod the giver consumes.

Congratulations, you just earned yourself a top spot on the list of people awaiting a Nebraskan handshake. I hope you're left handed because I'm going to grip your right hand tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege, of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.

by Hamnose November 9, 2018

Trump Handshake

Noun. When a small-handed man, who became rich from borrowing millions of dollars from his dad, stiffing contractors, filing bankruptcies, and gaming the tax code to avoid paying any income tax, grabs a woman in the p***y because he foolishly believes his wealth gives him a free pass to do whatever he wants to a woman.

Billy: So you just grab the woman in the p***y like some creepy bowler? And that's not assault?

Donald: Believe me. When you're rich and famous like me, you can do whatever you want. All of them, even the married ones, want a trump handshake. Believe me.

by FirstAmendment October 7, 2016

plainville handshake

A timed masturbation contest where male contestants attempt to see who can reach climax the quickest. Preferably the contest is timed by female judges wearing cheerleader outfits and plastic bottles are used as semen receptacles.

I'm so bored and horny, any of you guys want to do the Plainville Handshake?

by HoratioHornblower February 16, 2009

Dirty Handshake

So named for its resemblance to the familiar hand based greeting. This pleasure technique requires the female to be in a doggy style position as four fingers and as much of your hand are inserted into the vagina. Assuming the female has not gorged herself on Tommy's Burger, the thumb can be safely used to penetrate the anus without fear of mudslides. Also referred to as "four in the slit, one in the shit".

If you got deals to make, seal them with a dirty handshake.

by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010