A really cool guy that likes to date little Asian girls. He is strong and goes to the gym every day. Girls named Phoebe Yang are totally into him and the feeling is mutual
James: Yo Hadi, Phoebe is totally into you
Hadi: I know, I just want to smash her everyday
Tom: “ok so basically I was playing football with my eyelashes and mud got into my windpipe which paralysed me from my phone case so I had to get my phone case repaired at the aquarium to let the blood come out from the foot of my phone which gave it superpowers and is now able to go shopping with a printer”