gymnastic nailgun

having anal intercourse with a flexible women in the gymnastics position, her legs behind head while you pleasure her

dude i could totally pull off a gymnastic nailgun with sean johnson *famouse olympic gymnast

by firemartinifire June 5, 2009

mental gymnastics

a miraculous mental process of weaving intricate threads of reasoning in complex, tangential, and often contradictory ways to give the mental gymnast the illusion that they has resolved the cognitive dissonance stemming from objective facts debunking their firmly held beliefs, thereby allowing the mental gymnast to continue on with life still holding onto the flawed beliefs while still acknowledging the objective facts.

Person1: God is the creator of EVERYTHING, all knowing, all good, and present in all things everywhere at all times.

Person2: So then if people are evil, then at least one of those divine attributes must be false.

Person1: No, because of the concept of freewill.

Person2: Dude, now that there is some MENTAL GYMNASTICS.

by zerO_One March 15, 2017

mental gymnastics

The mental ability to distort the truth even in the face of overwhelming facts

When presented with factual data that President Obama is an American and not a Muslim, the Trump supporters performed all sorts of mental gymnastics to deny the truth.

by deenw September 19, 2016

jaw gymnastics

verbals for your mind yall.

rufas has been blastin yo ass wit his wicked awesome jaw gymnastics

by 5-FOX October 1, 2008

Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics)

Mixed + Mens Pair: Older Men forcing young girls and boys into things they dont want to do.

Womans Group + Pair: Old Women forcing little girls into things they dont want to do.

Man Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics) is the best sport ever!
IKR! But no one knows it exists!

by Gofol December 17, 2018

BlueJay Gymnastics

To flip someone the bird/ middle finger

" I flip birds, bluejay gymnastics"

by John Fletcherman January 3, 2010

Bedroom gymnastics

To engage in sexual activity in the bedroom e.g. swinging from the chandeliers double triple somersault into the bed.

Lionel Richie "because I’m easy, easy like Sunday morning"

"Yeah I’m of round some birds house for a bit off bedroom gymnastics"

by Benj & Colesy June 21, 2007