A pale, tasteless, sludgy mass enjoyed throughout the American South. Since it carries no natural flavor, it is often mixed with copious amounts of butter and salt, making what can only be described as butter pooridge (shudder).
by The Czar of Swing June 21, 2003
Get the gritsmug. Stupid fucker: Can I get a grit?
Normal guy: what the fuck are you talking about?
Stupid Fucker: Damn now I have to waste more time that i would have originally, i shoulda just said ciggarettes.
Normal guy: what the fuck are you talking about?
Stupid Fucker: Damn now I have to waste more time that i would have originally, i shoulda just said ciggarettes.
by AGOD September 2, 2003
Get the gritsmug. 1) "and he threw some heavy grit at her yesterday"
2) "i need a grit"
3) "jeez, why he go using grits for business?"
2) "i need a grit"
3) "jeez, why he go using grits for business?"
by +Fizza+ October 10, 2005
Get the gritmug. Portland, OR area greeting. Taken from "greetings" and shortened. Primarily used by Reedies but also common in the rest of the SE area.
by Marcos December 6, 2004
Get the Gritsmug. by delicous July 14, 2003
Get the gritsmug. 
