pea tear griffin

a pea
a tear
and a griffin

my name is uh uh (looks at a pea)
pee-
uh uh (see a tear of someone crying)
pee tear
uh uh (flying griffin comes by)
pea tear griffin that's right peter griffin... uh crap

by Trannol July 27, 2006

Glifting

When acting as a bench press spotter for a male partner, Glifting involves dangling ones testicles into the mouth of the lifter on the press. Similar to 'teabagging' but specific to male bodybuilders - derivation is believed to come from a combination of 'Gay' and 'Lifting'.

'Nice curls you were doing there, Jeff - fancy a spot of glifting? Don't mind if I do, Roger - I hope you've shaved your balls this time!'

by Sir Rup of Figs February 6, 2015

Giften

a boy who is very caring understandable supportive loyal trustworthy dependant and is well with socializing he is an amazing person to have around . people usually get him misunderstood because he usually acts out for attention and and follows the wrong crowd from time to time but now he is learning from past experiences and mistakes and its making him a better human to this world . he isn't like everybody AT ALL and when he try's to tell people that they don't think nothing of it and just think he just talking out the flap like everyone else but yea if you want to more about him just ask him . by the way he said whoever is reading this i love you .

Giften Loves You

by Your Lord & Savior April 21, 2023

backhanded gift

When you purchase someone a gift that benefits you more than them.

Jim: What did you get Molly for Christmas?
Dave: Celtics tickets!
Jim: Nice! Wait, does she like basketball?
Dave: I dunno, but I do! And it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
Jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.

by bitchpleeeeeease December 26, 2011

Cliff-mas Gift

What Cliff Lee gave to the city of Philadelphia by rejecting offers to play baseball for both the New York Yankees and the Texas Rangers.

Cliff Lee: "Hey Philadelphia, hope you're enjoying your early Cliff-mas gift."
Philadelphia: "Sure are. Let's celebrate next Cliff-mas with a world series ring."
Cliff Lee: "I love you, Philadelphia. Tell Brian Spaide he's the coolest."

by MikeC. December 15, 2010

Griffined

The act of inserting an intoxicating pill into ones rectum for pleasure or science

"I swallowed my pills, Sean Griffined his, he says he gets higher that way"

by mynameismudd August 21, 2012

Ken Griffin

CEO of the hedge fund Shitadel, known for being an (alleged) liar, a cheat, and a market manipulator. Naked shorting of GME is his forte and seemingly has a love for mayo and bedposts.

person 1: Look at that short ladder attack right at the opening bell. Looks like Ken Griffin is back on his bullshit again.

by radrach23 February 16, 2022