Brake his Grandpa's Cane

A phase invented for females to use instead of Smash the Granny, meaning to have sex, fuck, bonk or shag.

"Are you going to have fun with that guy tonight"
"Yeah, I'm going to Brake his Grandpa's Cane"

"He said he wanted to Smash the Granny out of me, what he didnt expect was for me to Brake his Grandpa's cane before he could even undo my braC

by Mathias Leonardo May 19, 2010

How old is your grandpa?

A way to ask someone what score they got on a test. Used in the presence of teachers who don't want students sharing their test results.

Prima: Hey Dave, how old is your grandpa?
Secunda: 88. How old is yours?
Prima: 100.
Secunda: You son of a bitch.

by Schlang April 16, 2008

Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey

A scapegoat when oh fuq, grandpa is ded.

Timmy: "Mommy, why isn't grandpa waking up?"
Mommy: "Don't worry, Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey."
Timmy: "Why has he been sleeping for 3 years mommy?"
Mommy: "Shut up and get back in your cage you monkey."
Timmy: "Make me bich."

by FUQ, GRANDPA'S DED! March 5, 2020

In the Hot Tub with Grandpa

A woman who is sleeping with an older rich man for his money

"Did you hear about Kelly?" "Yeah man she's In The Hot Tub With Grandpa".

by Liladuck July 24, 2023

horny grandpa titties

a grand father who has the horniest titties ever, some times the titties can be semi horny but only on certain holidays including christmas, easter and hanukkah

P1: what does your family like to do for hanukkah?

P2: well my grandpa gets horny titties 24/7 during hunakkah
P1: that's some horny grandpa titties

by Papiii. July 6, 2017

healthy grandpa

When you fall asleep in the recliner, and your significant other climbs on top, rides, then steals your wallet and pills

Guy 1: Dude, this chick was so horny, she gave me a healthy grandpa
Guy 2: Holy shit, did you find your stuff?
Guy 1: Nah, i'll ask her about it later!

by Avon-6 September 17, 2021