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certified gooner

a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.
Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help
by himolton April 22, 2024
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Gooner

commonly refers to guys that have a blue car that constantly breaks and is falling apart, usually have a name like callum
callum is such a gooner
by cookie fella May 9, 2025
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Gnaw Gooner

A Gnaw Gooner is an individual who has gained hand calluses and really enjoys scratching or gnawing them off or just picking at them. It is a stimulating activity known to be popular by gym goers/ autistic people.
"My autistic teacher remembers back in the day when he was a Gnaw gooner. He doesn't partake in that life anymore."
by spiritualbxtch January 30, 2025
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Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (masturbating) and is disturbingly proud of it.
Person 1: Bruh I came all day to those pics
Person 2: Wtf is wrong with you, gooner
by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024
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chino moreno gooner

a person who goons to the frontman of deftones, chino moreno.
yea d1gtqlbath from tiktok is a chino moreno gooner!
by umirayu June 23, 2025
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Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (oftentimes addicted to it) and is proud of this.
Person 1: I beat my meat all day to those pics
Person 2: Wth is wrong with you, gooner
by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024
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Gooner

A slur used against bile spewers and nursing spewers in Helldivers II.
"Ah fuck, I got gooned on by a gooner"
by GrandAutismo131 March 26, 2024
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