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Goofy Goober

by Unicorn Belly June 4, 2019
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Goofy Goober

Anyone and everyone, we're all Goofy Goobers. You may think you're all sophisticated and cool and have nothing to do with "Goofy Gooberness" but on the inside you're a kid and one of the many Goofy Goobers around the world. Join your fellow Goofy Goobers and ROCK!
Chorus
I'm a goofy goober (rock!)
You're a goofy goober (rock!)
We're all goofy goobers (rock!)
Goofy goofy, goober goober (rock!)

Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play, I say "No way!"
No no no no no way
"I'm a kid", you say
When you say I'm a kid,
I say "say it again!" and then I say "Thanks"
"Thank you very much"
So, if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free

Chorus

-"Goofy Goober Rock"
by Erick January 7, 2005
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goosy goony

gú-see gú-nee: The act of squeezing a woman in between her legs at the labia, from either the front or from behind. Derives from the word "goosing", to describe pinching a someone's behind, combined with "goony", to denote the specific location as being the "goona" or vagina.
The phrase is said while squeezing the area, as an exclamation, e.g., "Goosy goony! Goosy goony!"
by Hal Jackson April 24, 2006
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Goofy Goober

Means to be the coolest kid on the block.

from spongebob. a place where they go to chillax and sip down some lothy bevvies.
Yo, that kid is totally a Goofy Goober, look at his kicks!
by Blake And Daniel June 18, 2007
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the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.
Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!
by Alastus June 21, 2016
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goody goody

Someone called this because they won't do stupid and immature crap like the majority of their peers.
If you drink and throw your guts up, you're allright
If you choose not to and have a good night's sleep or even sit up reading a book or having clean fun, you're a goody goody.
by goody goody May 7, 2004
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goody goody

a person that is pure, naive, innocent, etc.
by john November 23, 2003
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