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The Goddamn

1. Anything.

2. The Goddamn is a phrase that can replace any word(s) you don't feel like saying or can't think the name of. The Goddamn is most effective when delivered properly, often at the end of a sentence, confusing some while providing entertainment to yourself and others. When used properly, you will most likely get the response, "What the hell is the Goddamn?", or, "The Goddamn what?". If you are able to produce this result, give youself 2 points.
"Give me The Goddamn."

"Where the hell is Pete?"
"He's out talking on The Goddamn."

"Sorry I'm late, I had some trouble with The Goddamn."
by PeteNutz November 6, 2008
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goddamn

When used as an expletive- Very offensive to religious (Christian) people. Calling for God to "DAMN" condemn something.
Why this became "using the Lord's name in vain" I do not see it.

2: Adjective- Like many other profane adjectives. Used to describe a noun that is very much disliked.
This use is not "anti-religious" in any way, but still offends most.
1: After smashing thumb with hammer...."goddamn it" Many times "dammit"

2: "I hate this God-Damn(ed)hammer".....Substitute any profane adjective here and it is the same.
"Fucking" hammer, "Shittin" hammer, "piece of shit" hammer

Why is it so morally wrong to wish for God's eternal damnation of something(noun) you hate. You are not actually asking God directly as if speaking to him/praying to him and asking for His eternal damnation of something....but why is is so immoral even if you asked.

Regardless...Context! Context! Context!...This is what matters in the mainstream world.....not just in church or with the ladies for tea.
And being used as an adjective is quite accepted today and not thought of as some sort of direct insult/slam/blaspheme/sin toward GOD.
by TobyU September 16, 2007
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Godface

An over-zealous expression made of smile and 45 degrees.
A: See that guy over there? What the fuck is he doing?
B: It's the Godface. He just told a ridiculous joke.
by The Legendary Q March 10, 2007
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Goddamn Brewery!

Also expressed as GDB.

It is an expressed feeling of rage when something you enjoy completely blows up in your face.

From the movie Beerfest, when Landfill explains how he got fired from his job at the brewery because he loved beer so much that he drank 40 bottles off the line.
"Ahhh, I love playing games on my computer."

*Blue Screen*

"GODDAMN BREWERY!!!"
by cygnus6300 September 7, 2012
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godball

The act of injecting cocaine and heroin into your scrotum.

An popular alternative form of "speedball" during the 1990s.
"GODBALLS YOUR COLLEGE"

"bro, matt just took a godball and fuckin died mate"
by nortre January 31, 2020
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godhand.tobi

The and I mean THE best guy on anime TikTok, nobody else can compete with him, he’s on top, and completely unrivaled.
by ItsMeBreece February 13, 2021
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oh my goddable

Literally, just a way to say "oh my god". An expression unknown outside Russia that comes from a TV show. The original show was a comedy about pretentious "metrosexuals" going to fashion shows and speaking some intentionally terrible English. Though meant to be somewhat funny and critical, the expression ended up being often used and loved by Russians who don't know any better.
- I bought this amazing shirt for a 100 roubles!
- Oh my goddable!
by svetalol March 23, 2017
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