Glutenize

To be unknowingly by gluten containing ingredients i.e. wheat , barley and oats.

I went to a new popular restaurant last night and was glutenized.

by LisaTheCeliac June 20, 2017

Gluten Governor

A person who severely hates anything to do with gluten

Jill is such a gluten governor! She hates anything and everything to do with gluten. Gluten is the worst - Jill

by Male Name February 17, 2023

Gluten Bias

A condition where no matter how good the food is, if it doesn't contain gluten it can't be eaten.

Joe and his gluten bias, means I get all of the fried chicken!

by jpikester December 24, 2023

Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023

Gluten Gladiator

Someone who overcomes their hate for gluten

Man, Kylee is such a gluten gladiator. She really overcame her hate for gluten

by Male Name December 16, 2023

Gluten free

Eternal pain, suffering and dehydration

Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul

by Shrivelled Dried Corpse May 24, 2021

Gluten sniffer

1. A person with celiac disease or a gluten intolerance that sniffs other people’s gluten-filled foods.

Girly 1: What are you eating over there?

Girly 2: Oh just a passtrie from my favorite French bakery.
Girly 1: Can I have a wiff for old times sake?

Girly 2: God, you’re being such a gluten sniffer.

by Sman June 23, 2025