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glob

Like a Blob....but worse.
He fucked my sandwich up when he put a glob of mayo on it.
by JRodFilms January 28, 2021
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glob

the final drip of spunk, usually 20 seconds after nutting a load
Man, I tried to get away, but that bitch sucked every last drop... up until the glob. My dick was a shambles after
by bennoa February 26, 2022
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On glob

Copyrighted by Amazanta first used in 2022 by a young fella called Amazanta. It’s used to describe the agreement of something. And was not invented by the guy from adventure time. It is a very unwholesome word. Please use this at your will together the on glob clan will stay strong.
Ur looking fine today on glob
Looking hella ugly
U a shmake on glob
I pipe goats on glob
Who created on glob?
by Amazanta March 10, 2022
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GLOB

Unattractive colleague that's employed as a Starbucks barista.
"Oi look at that glob making that frothy macciato"
by GrannyT August 12, 2023
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glibbity glob

a type of thick, slimey, sticky substance which is often green and has a strong smell of fish (specifically salmon)
Bob: EW, what is that!? It's all over my shoes!
John: Oh! That's glibbity glob.
by glibbitygloblover February 20, 2023
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Finger-Globbing

When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.
I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods
by CloudSmoke April 12, 2015
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Glob

A word to describe a weird and silly/goofy person whose personality is just globby.
She's so silly, she's such a glob.
by glob lover September 4, 2023
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