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Glob Stomping

Why are so many people Glob Stomping me today?
by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011
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Glob drop

A soggy turd that comes out in separate drops, sounding like a large water droplet.
Jeez man, my glob drop caused a tsunami in the toilet.
by HITNOKAT August 12, 2015
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glob

man 1; are you the gobgolabglabglabgobgolabglabglab???

glob: I'm the Globglogabgalab.And I love books.And this basement isa true treasure trove.I am the Glob-glo-gab-galabThe shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabbleflibba blabba blabI'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kindI am the yeast of thoughts and mindsShwabble dabble glibbleglabble schribble shwap glabDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-glap shwapShwabble dabble glibbleglabble shwibble shwap-dapDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-shwap glabOooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid!Simply delicious_!Ooooohm, ha ha ha ha!I am the Glob-glo-gab-galabThe shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabbleflibba blabba blabI'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kindI am the yeast of thoughts and mindsShwabble dabble glibbleglabble schribble shwap glabDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-glap shwapShwabble dabble glibbleglabble shwibble shwap-dapDibble dabble shribbleshrabble glibbi-shwap glab
by AnonymousGayLord1234 December 26, 2020
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Fudge Glob

It's when you pull your dick out of a bitch's ass and you got a snag of shit on your dick and then you Wacker right in the center of the forehead and the mark it leaves is what's called a fudge glob.
"Look at that awesome tattoo Jess has on her on her forehead! " "No, that's not a tattoo she got fudge globbed"!
by Daryl4real March 13, 2023
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On glob

Copyrighted by Amazanta first used in 2022 by a young fella called Amazanta. It’s used to describe the agreement of something. And was not invented by the guy from adventure time. It is a very unwholesome word. Please use this at your will together the on glob clan will stay strong.
Ur looking fine today on glob
Looking hella ugly
U a shmake on glob
I pipe goats on glob
Who created on glob?
by Amazanta March 10, 2022
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glibbity glob

a type of thick, slimey, sticky substance which is often green and has a strong smell of fish (specifically salmon)
Bob: EW, what is that!? It's all over my shoes!
John: Oh! That's glibbity glob.
by glibbitygloblover February 20, 2023
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