glob

Like a Blob....but worse.

He fucked my sandwich up when he put a glob of mayo on it.

by JRodFilms January 28, 2021

glob

the final drip of spunk, usually 20 seconds after nutting a load

Man, I tried to get away, but that bitch sucked every last drop... up until the glob. My dick was a shambles after

by bennoa February 26, 2022

On glob

Copyrighted by Amazanta first used in 2022 by a young fella called Amazanta. It’s used to describe the agreement of something. And was not invented by the guy from adventure time. It is a very unwholesome word. Please use this at your will together the on glob clan will stay strong.

Ur looking fine today on glob
Looking hella ugly
U a shmake on glob
I pipe goats on glob
Who created on glob?

by Amazanta March 10, 2022

GLOB

Unattractive colleague that's employed as a Starbucks barista.

"Oi look at that glob making that frothy macciato"

by GrannyT August 12, 2023

glibbity glob

a type of thick, slimey, sticky substance which is often green and has a strong smell of fish (specifically salmon)

Bob: EW, what is that!? It's all over my shoes!
John: Oh! That's glibbity glob.

by glibbitygloblover February 20, 2023

Finger-Globbing

When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.

I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods

by CloudSmoke April 12, 2015

Glob

A word to describe a weird and silly/goofy person whose personality is just globby.

She's so silly, she's such a glob.

by glob lover September 4, 2023