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The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years
1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.
Knob Glob by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023

goofy glob 

the best and strongest and sexiest producer on the planet
boy: sogie tape was fire i love goofy glob
girl: *takes off clothes*
goofy glob by sanjayisherenow June 20, 2023

glizzy glob 

Sticky white substance that comes from the tip of the glizzy; cum
Girl, he got his glizzy glob all over my face!

He got his glizzy glob all up inside of me

Aye bro you got glizzy glob all over your pants
glizzy glob by Uhhhhidkbro February 27, 2024

Schmongle Glob 

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

Jumbled glob

Ma’m you look like a jumbled glob to me! 😭

African Glob 

African Globbing is where someone suffering from dysintary or Major dehydration lays down and get shit on by someone with excess water in their body
I think I'm sick babe can you African glob me