Chooba La Chum Glob

A phrase commonly used by the Aquafina Waterbottle with human legs. The term was first coined at a concert with Weird Al and a big fat man, as well as a big frog. Jack Kucharski is unintelligent.

Funny and Smart Guy: "Chooba La Chum Glob!"
Dumb Guy: "I'm Jack and I don't know what that means cuz I'm dummy!"
Funny and Smart Guy: "Hahaha, yes you are."

by chumglobharold March 19, 2024

glob

a book monster

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by AnonymousGayLord1234 December 26, 2020

Glob drop

A soggy turd that comes out in separate drops, sounding like a large water droplet.

Jeez man, my glob drop caused a tsunami in the toilet.

by HITNOKAT August 12, 2015

Glob Stomping

When a person ruins someone elses hopes and dreams.

Why are so many people Glob Stomping me today?

by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011

glob gobbler

A person who sucks copious amounts of dick.

Your mom is a glob gobbler or you know she a glob gobbler on god.

by mavbot01 March 7, 2023

glizzy glob

Sticky white substance that comes from the tip of the glizzy; cum

Girl, he got his glizzy glob all over my face!

He got his glizzy glob all up inside of me

Aye bro you got glizzy glob all over your pants

by Uhhhhidkbro February 27, 2024

glob

the final drip of spunk, usually 20 seconds after nutting a load

Man, I tried to get away, but that bitch sucked every last drop... up until the glob. My dick was a shambles after

by bennoa February 26, 2022