Glob

First before we get into the definition of glob, let's talk about its roots. Glob can also be a Latin word meaning "globe". There can be many definitions to glob, it could similar to a blob (of slime, and egg, etc.)or it could be a globe as the Latin root. The usual definition of Glob is a weird pile of something jiggley, something slimey.
That slime looks like a Glob
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A MASSIVE amount of marijuana extract, in other words: a fat ass dab!
Tom woke up this morning, busted out the rig, and took a big ass glob
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A word to describe a weird and silly/goofy person whose personality is just globby.
She's so silly, she's such a glob.
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Glob doesn't usually have a meaning but it can be used whenever. Its usually for funny sillies
Glorp is usually used for a word like "Oh my glob!!" or "On glob!!"
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Glob is a person is just an absolute loser! They are stupid, weird and obsessed with shit music! But Globs do have good characteristics as well, they are truly the most amazing people in the world, they are great even if they don’t know it, but they should. Globs also have good and bad features as well, they walk funny like a horse and gallop when they are excited, they take up lots of room in every situation and roar like a Wookiee when they poo and get distracted easily when watching Star Wars! But they have the most beautiful eyes and the best face and just everything else except the roaring is amazing. If you find yourself a glob don’t lose it because they are hard to find.
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Like a Blob....but worse.
He fucked my sandwich up when he put a glob of mayo on it.
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Glob is a wholesome person who is caring his friends and does his fucking job perfectly and if Glob sees u insult one of his friends he will beat u up until u wont have a stomach bc if u mess with glo he is a fucking beast and a king bro
Don't bully me or Glob will destroy you.
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