Gladness

The feeling when you type something idiotic into google but your internet goes down so you have an excuse to tell to your friends.

Person 1: type "blue waffle" into google
Person 2: I know I shouldnt but ok
*Person 2 types blue waffles into google*
*Internet is down*
Person 2: *sigh of relief* ok. Feeling fucking gladness it didnt work.

by *prrr* July 8, 2020

Black Glad

So happy, regardless of race, you start speaking in ebonics.

I'm black glad, shiiiiaatt. Wat's up gurrrll?

by Me.see May 28, 2018

Glad-canyon

When a Male and Female perform anal sex to the point where the females anus remains open after the Male pull out and removes his penis. The females anus will remain open 1-3 ) inches

(1) I gave that girl the gland-canyon of gapes.
(2) after I ass fucked that chick, she had a glad-canyon.

by Glad-canyon October 19, 2019

glad camping

Sharing another persons camping space. To mooch.

Oh they're just glad camping for the night.

by Trent Augusta Walker April 26, 2020

Maxy Glad

when your girlfriend notices you peed on the seat again and she smears a smiley face (out of anger) on the mirror with her bloody maxy pad

"Scarlett u fucking Maxy Glad-ed again u fucking skank"
"Yea Tom, i hate you so much!"

by CoochyHeadNigga January 2, 2012

Glad Pole

A euphemism for a penis.

Mark presented his glad pole to Ruth and she promptly took him to the bone zone.

by Markus_Aurelius22 June 17, 2022

Glads

Is used when girls and lads (gays) are in a group

Out for a few drinks with the glads

by Aisling the untrustworthy girl November 23, 2023