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Gerted

A kink formed between a grandmother and grandson
Trevor loves to get Gerted with his grandmother!
by T-op August 28, 2021
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Gert Day

A national holiday in which fraternity men celebrate the birthday of gert, their fraternity brother. Events include beer bongs, boob luging, keg stands, and shotgunning.
Lo- “Yo Dan are you going to Gert day Friday?”
Dan-“Fuck yeah dude I’m tryin to blackout!”
by Derogatory term February 8, 2022
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gert

a half of a siamese twin pair from an alien planet called 'Gertius'; singular gertie
Ava can be such a gert sometimes 🙄
by taurusforbipolar November 3, 2021
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GERT

A slang expression originating in Vancouver, Canada but now used though out North America.

1. Noun - A large hand knit aran blanket.
2. Verb - To prematurely reveal a much anticipated ending.
1. Noun - I was snuggling under my Gert and watching TV
2. Verb - He was so looking forward to watching the game he had taped earlier in the day when she gerted him and told him who had won.
by Zolazoomer February 10, 2022
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Gert

A person who calls a friend to tell them the result of a game or movie when that person is recording the game or movie for future viewing. named after my mother who has on a number of occasions phoned friends to let them know who won the golf tournament or hockey game
She phoned me to tell me that she solved today's wordle and it was proxy- The slip was a Gert or she Gerted me.
by Lucky Louie53 January 20, 2022
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gert gerhuner burgers

That woman has some great gert gerhuner burgers
by Matt Abe November 25, 2009
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Gert.

by DivisionIsCool May 17, 2018
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