George Washington

George Washington was obviously the first president of the U.S. As of 2019 he was born 287 years ago.
Calling someone a George Washington is the same as calling them old.

'George Washington looking bitch'- Hodgetwins talking about an 88 year old.

by 0zymandiasI February 28, 2019

George Washington

An insanely unexpected dn joke.

You: ayo yk George Washington

Some dumbass : George Washington who?
You: George washin a ton of deez nut in your mouth

by No gay , man May 15, 2021

George Washington Carver

Smothering your balls with peanut butter and having a dog lick it off.

Dan buys peanut butter in bulk because he loves giving Alli's dog the George Washington Carver.

by Riley at slb November 16, 2006

George Washington

When a man chops off his balls and staples them to another man's forehead.

Brandon George Washingtoned Alex.

by Reddick January 8, 2011

George Washington

The 26th president of the United States

George Washington is the most badass person to ever live, just not as much as the man, the myth, the legend...SCOTT STERLING!

by Pepe Dankmeme January 7, 2017

george washington

is wen you have sex with a girl and cut down a cherry tree, or cross the delaware

i heard he did a george washington and died wen the tree fell on him

by jesus is way better than moses October 15, 2006

George Washington

When you poke a shit out and rub it in the mouth of an unconscious person to make it look like they have wooden teeth, then you stick a powdered wig on them.

On President's Day, I busted out the powdered wig and did a George Washington to my friend while he was sleeping to honor the first president.

by Felicia Fancybottom July 29, 2009