When someone has a skill issue
“I have stage 4 cancer” you would respond with should have played more geometry dash
“My daughter is dying aster the car crash” tell her to play some geometry dash for me
“My daughter is dying aster the car crash” tell her to play some geometry dash for me
by SalmonNugget May 30, 2022
Get the play some geometry dashmug. Some joke that a kid in my class made, and the whole class blew up because it was fuckin "hilarious"
by bzbbaybwufey hb9y May 6, 2022
Get the Geometry Dash your mommug. A day to celebrate geometry dash! Everything about geometry dash is celebrated except base after base because it sucks.
"Hey Joe, it's national geometry dash day today!"
"Wow Jim, I sure love everything about geometry dash except base after base because it sucks."
"Wow Jim, I sure love everything about geometry dash except base after base because it sucks."
by arandomgdfurry October 10, 2022
Get the national geometry dash daymug. yes yes it is real!!!! it is oute. swingcopter here!!! spider oorb here!!! we evehn got de teleporb and deh spider pahd
is not a joke, is real. serusly. 2.2 oute. go chehk on sheam fohr updhate unleas you alredy hav!!!
is not a joke, is real. serusly. 2.2 oute. go chehk on sheam fohr updhate unleas you alredy hav!!!
Bartholomew: "2.2 will never come out."
Nathaniel Bacon: "Geometry Dash 2.2 out tho"
Bartholomew: "you lie"
Nathaniel: "no lie!"
Bartholomew: "i chehck"
Bartholomew: "WHAT THE-"
Nathaniel: "i told yhou"
Matthew: "you really play geometry dash nerd?"
Nathaniel + Bartholomew: "S H U T"
Robert Topala™: "you will not speak of mine creation that way™"
Matthew: "hey look its inventor of doofus land"
Robert Topala™: "you will be teleport to congregation, N O W!!!™"
Matthew: "what's congregation, some sort of ner-"
*Matthew was trapped in the depths of Congregation™*
Nathaniel Bacon: "Geometry Dash 2.2 out tho"
Bartholomew: "you lie"
Nathaniel: "no lie!"
Bartholomew: "i chehck"
Bartholomew: "WHAT THE-"
Nathaniel: "i told yhou"
Matthew: "you really play geometry dash nerd?"
Nathaniel + Bartholomew: "S H U T"
Robert Topala™: "you will not speak of mine creation that way™"
Matthew: "hey look its inventor of doofus land"
Robert Topala™: "you will be teleport to congregation, N O W!!!™"
Matthew: "what's congregation, some sort of ner-"
*Matthew was trapped in the depths of Congregation™*
by this creature January 22, 2024
Get the Geometry Dash 2.2 outmug. stupid game that i wasted 7 dollars on (ios and steam including taxes) and i cant get past the first fucking level FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFCKUFFKCICJCJCKFIFIIFISIAWI
Geometry Dash is a game about cubes jumping, inspired by the impossible game. It is a way to show that you are a virgin and have nothing to do, and will be forced to sit in a chair every single fucking day and record SHIT videos and become BANKRUPT
Geometry Dash is a game about cubes jumping, inspired by the impossible game. It is a way to show that you are a virgin and have nothing to do, and will be forced to sit in a chair every single fucking day and record SHIT videos and become BANKRUPT
by T1ngTang April 13, 2024
Get the Geometry Dashmug. Geometry Dash is a mobile game that was made in 2013 by Swedish game developer Robert Topala, who’s more commonly known as RobTop Games. Geometry Dash is a ruthenium platform we game that includes dodging obstacles such as spikes, blocks, and saw blades. It’s really fun.
Devin: Hey, i just beat this really hard Geometry Dash level!
Jake: Wow bro that’s sick witch one?
Devin: Back on Track! It was exreamly hard!
Jake: Wow bro that’s sick witch one?
Devin: Back on Track! It was exreamly hard!
by Boden Frechette June 15, 2022
Get the Geometry Dashmug. Geometry Dash was released in 2013, it's a rhythm game where you jump over simple obstacles—inspired by "The Impossible Game". The creator of Geometry Dash is Robert Topala "RobTop or RubRub". RobTop is from Sweden. He is currently 37 years old.
Geometry Dash had a lot of updates.
The updates are:
1.0
1.1
1.2
1.3
1.4
1.5
1.6
1.7
1.8
1.9
2.0
2.1
2.2
2.2 Had a huge delay because the community kept asking for more ideas for 2.2 like switching gravity, more triggers, etc.
RobTop said that 2.2 would come out in October but it came out in November.
Robtop added a lot more icons as well.
A website called "Pointercrate" shows the top 150 hardest Geometry Dash levels.
There are a lot of popular YouTubers who play Geometry Dash.
Kingsammelot, Cursed, Zoink, SpaceUK, EVW (EricVanWilderman), Viprin, GuitarHeroStyles, KaiGuy and many many more!
Currently, the hardest level in Geometry Dash is "Tidal Wave"
The difficulties in Geometry Dash are:
N/A
Auto
Easy
Normal
Hard
Harder
Insane
Easy Demon
Medium Demon
Hard Demon
Insane Demon
Extreme Demon.
The main levels in the game are:
Stereo Madness
Back on Track
Polargeist
Dry Out
Base after Base
Can't Let Go
Jumper
Time Machine
Cycles
xStep
Clutterfunk
Theory of Everything
Electroman Adventures
Clubstep
Electrodynamix
Hexagon Force
Blast Processing
Theory of Everything 2
Geometrical Dominator
Deadlocked
Fingerdash
Dash.
Geometry Dash had a lot of updates.
The updates are:
1.0
1.1
1.2
1.3
1.4
1.5
1.6
1.7
1.8
1.9
2.0
2.1
2.2
2.2 Had a huge delay because the community kept asking for more ideas for 2.2 like switching gravity, more triggers, etc.
RobTop said that 2.2 would come out in October but it came out in November.
Robtop added a lot more icons as well.
A website called "Pointercrate" shows the top 150 hardest Geometry Dash levels.
There are a lot of popular YouTubers who play Geometry Dash.
Kingsammelot, Cursed, Zoink, SpaceUK, EVW (EricVanWilderman), Viprin, GuitarHeroStyles, KaiGuy and many many more!
Currently, the hardest level in Geometry Dash is "Tidal Wave"
The difficulties in Geometry Dash are:
N/A
Auto
Easy
Normal
Hard
Harder
Insane
Easy Demon
Medium Demon
Hard Demon
Insane Demon
Extreme Demon.
The main levels in the game are:
Stereo Madness
Back on Track
Polargeist
Dry Out
Base after Base
Can't Let Go
Jumper
Time Machine
Cycles
xStep
Clutterfunk
Theory of Everything
Electroman Adventures
Clubstep
Electrodynamix
Hexagon Force
Blast Processing
Theory of Everything 2
Geometrical Dominator
Deadlocked
Fingerdash
Dash.
Person 1: Hey dude, have you played Geometry Dash yesterday?
Person 2: You gotta be kidding me! I play it every day!
Person 2: You gotta be kidding me! I play it every day!
by Arti_i January 3, 2025
Get the Geometry Dashmug.