gargoyle glonk

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.

Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

gargoyle

a gargoyle is someone that preseves virgin faith.. hence why they are on alot of churches.... this can be from the creation of a new religion to preserving a womans chastity
and if you are really experienced her virginity as well...
that is why they look hideous and eventually turn to stone
because of what preserving a virgin or virgin faith can do to you...

this church has had so many people do the wrong thing that without the gargoyle people would not know if it was a faith at all

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

Gargoyle

A woman who is clingy in nature, who after the relationship has ended and at times during the relationship, become obsessive and borderline stalker.

Man 1: "Hey are you going to the bar tonight?"
Man 2: "No, my gargoyle is there."
Man 1: "Didn't you break up with her?"
Man 2: "Yes, she won't leave me alone hence why I called her a gargoyle"

by Big Papa Yuk June 6, 2011

gargoyles

The noise that your stomach produces when you have to take a shit/diarhea.

Man! I got some huge gargoyles right now.

by Mancino June 1, 2004

Gargoyle

to perch or straddle someones face while they are lieing on the ground. then punching them in the stomach or balls. making them sit up into your anus. making you resemble a creature of the night.

YOU GOT RICK ROLLED!!!! gARGOYLE

by SEVENDURT October 18, 2008

Gargoyle

Its reference to a female's booty that you cant see right away. It can be a small & tight butt or (i prefer) a big & ferm booty.
Also a gargoyle is the butt version warlock (see warlock)

guy1: "Wwwoo, did you see her booty?"

guy2: "Damn, naw man!

guy1: "You got to get a glimps at that gargoyle!"

by AntonioDaniels August 5, 2008

Gargoyle

An old person, 40-75, that works in a school but just stands in the lunchroom yelling at kids all day; has characteristics of a gargoyle, including hunch back, bird like reflex's, and everyone tries to annoy her.

Jack: who's that teacher?
Jill: oh, she's new. She's such a gargoyle.

by Foho February 26, 2011