Ruben Gardner

A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.

Dude stop being a Ruben Gardner your driving sucks!

by kyle4269 October 29, 2019

L Ron Gardner

Excrement with a texture approximately of Type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool.

I ate three Big Macs in a row, and within 45 minutes I had an explosive case of L Ron Gardner

by A Respected Authority November 22, 2020

morgan gardner

an ugly ass whos good at softball and barely has friends. she loves racing but doesnt know anything abt it.

“Is that morgan gardner”
“yeah how could u tell”

“shes walking by herself, what a loser”

by morgan😝 October 25, 2020

Scottish gardner

Mixing scotch with a wine

I had a scottish gardner last night at that wedding.

by Gonzo4413 July 9, 2022

Rachel gardner

She's god

Rachel Gardner

by Loydsaan August 18, 2022

Cason Gardner

Plays house. Definitely pays rent somewhere else, but lives with his wife and kid (dog). Also screams when plays video games and likes to break his controller on the table.

"Cason Gardner lost in a video game, so he went to go see his wife and dog after breaking his controller."

by MissClover September 19, 2022

Cason Gardner

This type of person is usually angry all the time. Known to have a VERY loose bladder, and can obsess over girls and dogs. If you ever become friends with a Cason Garner, be aware of their anger management.

After Cason Gardner pee'd on the floor, he screamed "FUCCKKKKK' in anger.

by MissClover September 19, 2022