Midnight Gardening

The act of burying valuables in one's yard under the cover of night so as to be less conspicuous.

My husband wants to hide his gold coin collection. So, he's doing some midnight gardening tonight.

by E-Squared 87 July 2, 2020

Gandering

Grabbing ones junk or someone else's junk. In the spirit of goosing someone's ass, only from the front.

I wasn't all that into my wife goosing my ass, but she can start gandering me anytime she wants. Preferably in the morning.

by Atlas of the 6 March 9, 2010

Night Gardening

Pooping in your bed while sleeping.

I woke from a drunken sleep and saw I'd been night gardening.

by goatsilk December 19, 2012

extreme gardening

yiff. Usually with a heterosexual style, connotates the idea of a male "seeding" a female.

"Darius said he was too busy to come to the party, but I say he's doing extreme gardening with that online girlfriend of his."

by Chromium February 19, 2006

Magic the Gathering

A card game developed in the late 1980's/early 1990's where two, or more, players try to defeat one another using a series of spell cards, creature cards and artifact cards.

Features fantastic artowrk but cards are costly and has been stated by many as being too overpriced.

Artwork of Rob Alexander = Drool

Cost of Magic the Gathering cards = WTF

by LonewandererD January 13, 2009

gardening leave

A euphemism for being laid off from work, or being suspended for a long period not through your own choice.

"Jayne couldnt cope with her new role in the organisation so she was given gardening leave"

by Lizzy-Anne July 3, 2008

carnal gathering

In most cases the phrase is used to describe an orgy. It can also be used to describe a gangbang.

We're having a carnal gathering at my place this Saturday. Wanna come?

by thebrucewayne August 21, 2013