guinea pig

the cutest thing to ever exist and if you are reading this and you dont have one get one

guinea pig goes wheek

by MisaPumpkin January 28, 2025

Guinea pig

Scientific name is Cavia porcellus. Guinea pigs are some of the cutest littel things on earth. They make the cutest noises u can ever hear, are cute and chubby, and fulla fun!!

My guinea pig can do all sorts of tricks.

by AsianPowerr666 May 5, 2020

Guinea pig

a fat potato that lives off of hay and veggies

My guinea pig is so cute!

by ALLTHENAMESARETAKENRAAAAHH September 23, 2025

human guinea pig

Tim Ferriss

Tim Ferriss is so human guinea pig.

by MEDERINHO July 2, 2016

Guinea Pig

Guinea POGGG IS FAT POTAT. looks like furry potato.

I want a guinea pig

by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023

Guinea Pig

Term used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex due to the noise of approval sounding quite similar to the call of the guinea pig.

*Attractive female appears*
"Guinea pig, 5 o'clock".
Stealth checking out confirmed and target thinks you just like guinea pigs.

by DarkCyclone February 25, 2019

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021