Grand Theft Our Hoe

Just as serious as "Grand Theft Auto" in some cultures. This is when two buddies are trying to pull off the eiffeltower or any other 2 on 1 maneuver and some other guy(s) come(s) along and steals her away.

Dan: That bitch was ours dammit! I was as horny as a goat on weed for that scallywag!
Nicholas: Yeah what the hell is Zack's problem?!
Dan: That's Grand Theft Our Hoe, first degree.

by Da Quizzler July 8, 2011

Grand Theft Auto

1. The crime of stealing a car.

2.The best thing to happen to videogames ever.

3. A Pasttime like this, America=Baseball Mexico= Grand Theft Auto

Mexico + Boredm = Grand Theft Auto!!!

by Niakoali Kheshkepolvy September 14, 2005

Grand Theft Aero

The crime of stealing many air vehicles such as Airplanes or Helicopters. Only hard ass mother fuckers pull off a job like that.

Cop:"Did you hear about that one Marcus kid?"
Cop1:"Nah, what?"
Cop:"Got busted for Grand Theft Aero. Mother fucker was stealing planes!"

by M-boy January 23, 2006

Grand Theft Anus

The capture of another creature's anus, usually contained and held for ransom.

Dude that guy just got convicted of Grand Theft Anus

by GetItDone69 July 9, 2011

Grand theft auto 4

One of the best games around, even though when you finish the game it becomes a lonliness simulator, especially if you get the ending where your cousin Roman dies.

Derp: what do you think of Grand theft auto 4 ?
Herp: meh, i get more phone calls in this than in real life

by KeyboardTapper January 23, 2017

Grand Theft Auto

BEST. GAME. EVER.

I just got Grand Theft Auto dude.

by I Rock February 4, 2013

Grand Theft Auto 5

one of the greatest games ever, which will never run at the best graphics settings unless you're using a NASA computer.

John: Hey, I just got Grand Theft Auto 5!
Alex: Set the graphics to the lowest setting.
John: why?
Alex: because

by Person12350 October 13, 2020