smoker furnace

A smoker furnace in the hit game Minecraft was only to be used for cooking food. But nowadays, people who stand on it are now considered submissive and breedable.

Person 1: *standing on a smoker furnace*
Person 2: Aww, so you are submissive and breedable.
Person 1: what the fuck no i am not
Person 2: your standing on a smoker furnace
Person 1: Oh.

by harveyisperson October 21, 2022

Puke Furnace

When you pull the back of someone's pants open and vomit in them.

Man, I was so sick I gave this random dude in sweat pants a puke furnace.

by Gearsnob January 1, 2026

It feels like a furnace in here

Your partner/significant other has been taken hostage and replaced with a shape shifter

“Sorry Hughie it feels like a furnace in here”

by anonymous July 19, 2024

Electric Blast Furnace

the waifu of all gregtech players

u/randomname: OMG Electric Blast Furnace best girl
u/randomperson2: i love drinking concrete

by fishgaming December 20, 2023

Reverse Puke Furnace

When you have to vomit, and you bull the back of someone's pants open, and vomit in them, but in return they fart and blast it back in your face.

Man, I was so sick I gave this random dude in sweat pants a puke furnace, and dude ripped the biggest fart, and sprayed it back in my face. Total reverse puke furnace

by Gearsnob January 1, 2026