Frozen shit dildo

When you gather your fecal matter from the toilet bowl and form it into a desirable phallic shape that you then proceed to freeze solid so that you can then fuck your anus or vagina with a totally unique dildo.

Damn, I fucking love it when you fuck my ass with your frozen shit dildo. When it is almost defrosted, can you jam it all the way in so I can re-shit it out later?

by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017

Frozen Barney

Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.

"I got so lonely last night, I barney'd myself"

"I bet those two fags are on their way to make some frozen barney's right now"

by roaxan August 12, 2008

frozen chipmunk

A blowjob, but performed with a mouth full of ice cubes. Proper technique is to take a large gulp including a few ice cubes of any cocktail on the rocks (Margarita, gin and tonic, vodka redbull, etc), drinking the liquid and retaining the ice in one's cheeks. If the ice melts before satisfactory completion of task, another large gulp of the cocktail is in order, only adding to the talent and skill of the performer.

Crushed ice is to be avoided at all times as it is not comfortable for either party and may lead to the choking chipmunk

You know, my girlfriend is pretty cool about going down on me, but this March 14th she surprised me with a frozen chipmunk! She looked so cute down there with her cheeks full of ice. I was surprised not only with how good it felt, but also how quickly she had finished off both our drinks. We skipped the steaks and it turned into one hell of a night.

by Han Bingo March 14, 2008

frozen cup lady

a lady who sell juice that has been frozen in a cup from 10-25 cents a cup. She sells it from her house usually to neighborhood kids.

"Mama, can I get a quarter to go to the froxen cup lady house"

"I'm going to the frozen cup lady house"

"What kind of frozen cup you finna get from the frozen cup lady house? I'm finna get the yellow one."

by Renee305 February 23, 2010

frozen hose

when a penis become erect at an unwanted time

see also morning wood or stiffy

Steve had a frozen hose, so he looked at some granny porn before going to work

by mr. peabody (that time-travelling dog from Rocky & Bullwinkle) November 1, 2004

Frozen Bro-gurt

When you jizz in the icecream and put it back in the freezer.

Dammit Jake did you make frozen bro-gurt again?

by Broski0909 March 5, 2011

frozen ernie

a turd which has been put in to the freezer and then after frozen stuck in a girls pussy. . .

dude did you hear beka loves frozen ernies. . .

by KoAid April 15, 2005